damn fool, with damn fool dog.
Joined March 2013
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16 Jan 2025
Hey @EnvAgency - the bridgewater aqueduct over the Mersey river seems to have additional damage/movement since early Jan. Today, it’s dripping, which I’ve never seen.
Could someone look? Tried both your numbers but it’s not an incident yet, nor is it your asset. But, dripping…
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16 Jan 2025
The bridgewater canal company are going to have a look. Hoping to be crying wolf,
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10 Nov 2024
These parents will let their kids get run over by a 1/4 ton cow and then froth at the mouth over a book that acknowledges gay people exist being in the middle school library
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5 Nov 2024
What happens when ordinary people make a stand against the entrenched inequities of the powers that be?
Embark on a wild grassroots political thriller ride from 19th century Bolton to mid-21st century Manchester, in my debut fiction collection.
amazon.co.uk/Echoes-Resistan…
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18 Oct 2024
I live on the canal with my dog. His life is full of middle aged men riding too fast on e-bikes.
He now reacts badly to anyone in fluorescent clothing.
That’s basically how #AI works 😂
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17 Oct 2024
This can only be good news (alt text ‘cos twitter is now shit - update to terms of service of whatever twitter is called now)
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James Procter retweeted
21 Aug 2018
Are people still doing this? I am, and think the descriptions are usually funnier than the actual tweets
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8 Sep 2024
OMG @elonmusk is sooooo fucking needy that I now get notifications when they tweet.
What a loser
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7 Sep 2024
Heron eating a rat it chased into the canal, drowned and then picked out!
ALT Really bad picture of a heron eating a rat
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7 Sep 2024
I’m not sure I’ve ever done has brought as much joy to people as #TheDogIsFriendly sign, and the actual dog.
ALT A dog on a canal bank next to a sign saying he’s friendly
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2 Sep 2024
Harsh but fair.
2 Sep 2024
When it comes to Germany, I don’t think it’s “uncharted territory”
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29 Aug 2024
One of my unfavourite things of working at @vagina_museum is sometimes stumbling on bizarre far-right conspiracy theories surrounding the museum. Here's one which is just a little bit funny, brought to you by that chud who had to eat a book because he was so wrong...
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James Procter retweeted
29 Aug 2024
Carlton Club - SAVE OUR CLUB - Petition chng.it/CdgGvLDZ via @UKChange
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26 Aug 2024
I have been interested in titanic since childhood.
Finally watching the film.
Not so far, as interesting as the discovery backstory.
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/12/13/u…
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25 Aug 2024
I’m sure I just heard @holland_tom on some kind of mashup with @themarkrad @StuartMaconie
I’m sure he was muttering about Christianity
(About 60 secs ago)
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25 Aug 2024
Proof, if it were needed, that sacral talk is everywhere
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