me and the gf are having a debate as to why swifts scream so much. she thinks it's because they're having fun. I think it's because it must be fucking terrifying flying at 60mph over a semi detached with a loft conversion
I've posted so much about trans inclusion on facebook that the algorithm has assumed I'm a man* and is just showing me ads for men's swimwear.
*not even sure if it's being transphobic and thinks I'm a trans woman or being affirmative and thinks I'm a trans man
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Some of you might know this but among the things I do in my day job, I run @vagina_museum socials. It's dream job shit. In place of overwhelming well wishes replies, I would *love* for you to donate today. It would mean a lot to me! gofundme.com/f/btscc2
I maintain that the reason everyone is so excited to assign newborn babies a sex is that newborns are really fucking *boring* and once you've exhausted the conversations about how long they sleep at a time or how much they feed, all there's left to discuss is their genitalia.
You know who deserves some really bad news today? The wizard billionaire. You know what she's on record as hating? Accurate education about the human body. Every £1 raises the temperature of her piss by 1°C. Let's boil that piss. gofundme.com/f/btscc2
Since we're launching our stretch goal for our fundraising campaign, we'd like to mark the occasion by talking about something stretchy: vaginal dilation therapy. This common treatment is surrounded in myths, misconceptions and stigma. Let's bust it today. gofundme.com/f/btscc2
This is why @vagina_museum is so very, very necessary. Donate what you can to keep this vital education work cutting through patriarchal lies gofundme.com/f/btscc2
Something that I think those in power have forgotten is that things like the right to protest, strike provisions, human rights legislation, etc are the *compromise*.
By stripping those away, it's just as illegal to march from A to B as it is to drag them into the street and beat the shit out of them, and that's usually a damn sight more effective.
We have hit our target! The Vagina Museum is saved! This #WomensHistoryMonth, together we prevented the Vagina Museum from becoming a footnote in women's history. Instead, we made women's history. This community prevailed against overwhelming forces! gofundme.com/f/btscc2
If you want to know just how much the world has got worse and why you should support this plucky little museum that stands defiantly inclusive, look at the state of the replies.
(cw: transphobia, the transphobic wizard lady)
The Vagina Museum is just one month away from closing. Forever. A perfect storm of circumstances means that we may have to close our doors permanently and cease all digital activities. But we're not going to go down without a fight. Save the Vagina Museum. gofundme.com/f/btscc2
If I was an evangelist I would pick a better opener to my gospelling than walking onto a train and announcing "everyone in this carriage is going to die", leading to the entire train being held up until the cops turned up to a train full of people who now think his god is a prick