Patient, long-suffering optimism.

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How to pimp slap a ho (as a white man) 🧵
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No they'll use it to buy peptides and the extent of their creativity is tweeting out "everything is computer"
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The 10,000 San Franciscans who are about to become millionaires in 2026 are going to fund a new generation of art, architecture and ideas that will shape the world
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I shot a guy in the back of the head on the subway for reading TheVerge and everyone just went about their business and the cops thanked me
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A number of years ago I’d have qt’d this with ā€œhow is this a Harvard professor?ā€ but now that would just be a stupid tweet with an obvious answer.
I have not yet read the full trial transcript. But so far, I do know this. Karmelo Anthony was entitled to a jury of his peers. He did not get that. On that ground alone, he is entitled to a new trial. Minorities are not interchangeable. The prosecutor’s reported proffered reasons for striking all black jurors —that they were teachers—appears to be pretext. Anthony needs a new lawyer on appeal and in a new trial. His trial lawyer allowed in opinion evidence that should have been struck. He also seemed unable to appreciate and counter the impact of racial overtones in that case. Those overtones are clear even on Twitter commentary as folks seek to paint Metcalf as having no culpability in what happened and Karmelo as a complete monster. The facts on how the matter escalated are more complicated than that. He and they had no such authority. They are also apparent in the statements that seek to deputize Metcalf and other kids with authority to remove Anthony. They had none and initiated the conflict. That does not mean they should have been killed but it means they have explaining to do. The lawyer for Anthony apparently did not require that explaining. It is fair to ask how the Anthony’s ended up selecting that lawyer. The trial judge must be disqualified in any new trial if he actually gave an interview about the case before the appeal was considered. He has negatively affected the appeal rights of the defendant. He should know better. He should also be disqualified if he has any relationship with the Metcalf side. In a criminal trial, the prosecution has the burden of proof beyond a reasonable doubt. The defendant does not have to prove he is not guilty. Those rules apply to everyone. They apply to Anthony.
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Jury of one's peers does not mean jurors must be the same race as the defendant. No Black jurors were selected after the judge accepted prosecutors' reason for striking them they were educators and denied the defense challenge. fox4news.com/news/karmelo-a… cbsnews.com/texas/news/jur… dallasnews.com/news/courts/ar…
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It’s been a year since he’s been dead and I’d like to remind everyone about this interview
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Obtainer’s ā€œMargaritavilleā€ is my favorite bit going on this godforsaken website. Not even close.
Margaritaville
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100% of the power in ā€œHow do you like them apples?ā€ comes from the ā€œmā€. Remove it and it’s just a sincere question about apples.
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21 Oct 2024
Are you guys also seeing broken, megalomaniacal cartoon strangers imploring retards and loons to abandon god and bow down before machine intelligence on this app or is it just me?
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I blocked Pangram because they/their owner are middle-school-hall-monitor-coded, fundamentally misunderstand how the writing process and creativity in general actually work, and how good writing comes to be.
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Wow! 🤩 New view of the largest submarine ever built by the US. Getting close. Expect to see the build milestone ā€œpressure hull completeā€ for District of Columbia in the next few months.
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Seriously what the fuck, dude??
Another piece of evidence that Anthropic is a messianic cult centered on worship of Claude.
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STOP saying ā€œrobot.ā€ That’s from Czech. The classical cybernetics term is ā€œrobut.ā€
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In Bangkok, there are really only two viable modes of personal transport: moped, and car. In a car you have AC, and you can sit and chill but you are locked into the worst traffic on earth. On a moped, you’re fighting for your life at every turn but you can lane split and bypass traffic, and you’re moving fast enough that the heat doesn’t bother you. This leads to the creation of a funny local archetype: the inexperienced Farang who is here on a short stay visa and rents a giant Harley-Davidson with the idea that it’ll help him get pussy only to find himself locked down in traffic looking like an absolute fool under the beating tropical sun with a giant V-Twin between his legs.
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I never thought while playing Modern Warfare 4 that we’d end up looking back on that time as a golden era the same way we do the 70s or 90s for film. We kind of expected it would just keep getting better and better.
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pOsT-sInGuLaRiTy *jerks off into a sock* Btw dear reader ā€œbiocapitalā€ means your fellow human beings. This is how your supposed futurists like to talk about you/your family. You only have to tolerate it until they all cash out, disappear and pretend they never said any of it.
An increasing percentage of biocapital on the planet is not needed. Post-singularity is the point where the biocapital inout needed for self sustaining civilization is 0
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Admittedly, I’m speaking from the outside here, but doesn’t this sound like something a woman would say before filing for divorce?
I have zero tolerance for dads who show up on vacation, immediately crack and cold one, and then spend hours observing the fun their kids are having from a chair instead of being a part of it. You can choose numbness or you can choose to make memories. You don't get the time back.
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Anthropic is on the verge of achieving the perfect perpetual circle jerk
Our internal data shows Claude is accelerating AI development—a possible path to recursive self-improvement, or AI autonomously building a more capable successor. It’s happening faster than we thought, and the implications deserve greater attention. anthropic.com/institute/recu…
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ā€œThe perfect perpetual circle jerk has been achieved internallyā€
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Yelling ā€œHE MADE SOME GOOD POINTS!ā€ across a crowded Olive Garden as my date abandons me over my toothbrush mustache.
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You’re gonna lose your job! I promise! I really promise you’re gonna lose it! No I can’t tell you when or how exactly! But you will - it’s so exciting! Yes I’ve been saying this for years and it still hasn’t happened! Yes the LLMs still largely suck ass at all the things I said will cause them to lose your job! No I have no grasp of simple economics and human nature! Yes I have made a lot of money on the back of trying to freak you out and realize it’s perhaps getting a little long in the tooth and I don’t have a backup plan! No I’m not really good at anything other than finding fancy new ways to say this, and I no don’t know how to get attention from people any other way!
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