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27 Mar 2022
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david p retweeted
14 Nov 2021
This is the first conference road win for Kansas since October 4th, 2008, breaking a 56-game road losing streak in conference play. The win also breaks their 18 game losing streak in Big 12 play.
1956 last time Texas lost 5 in a row. #kufball
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david p retweeted
4 Jun 2021
he's putting some serious funk on it now
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david p retweeted
8 Jan 2021
Your actions yesterday killed 5 human souls and one book contract.
So far, you have only mourned the book contract.
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david p retweeted
21 Dec 2020
In August, @navalny was poisoned by an FSB team with Novichok. Last week, @navalny spoke to one of the FSB officers involved in the operation... for 48 minutes.
Full transcript (in Russian English), analysis, and everything else you need to know: bellingcat.com/news/uk-and-eā¦
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11 Dec 2020
Happy Four-Zero to my best pal @jayberger. From bar mitzvah days (had my first and, I believe, last Zima that night) to now, most of the best memories Iāve had have been with you and been made infinitely better by you. (Sorry/idk how to insta-story) š¬šš x.com/jayberger/status/13343ā¦
3 Dec 2020
girls do like, a minimum of 10 Insta-story posts for their friendās birthdays. guys donāt because theyāre afraid that male affection is a sign of weakness. Men are trash.
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david p retweeted
5 May 2020
You have what, 15 murder hornets, and the 15 within a couple days is going to be down close to zero
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At this point, I think "Joe Biden: He'll Never Tell to You Drink Disinfectant" is all the slogan you need.
23 Apr 2020
At some point, Biden is going to need a sharper, more coherent November message for persuadable voters.
One Dem strategist's not-so-complicated advice: ā'Joe Biden. Because itās time for change.' Change is the best word in the English language in a wrong track election."
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6 Apr 2020
Very very proud of/happy for my best pal @jayberger for the launch of his show #TheBigShowShow on Netflix. He worked so hard to get to this point and even harder on the show itself. You should watch it b/c itās definitely way better for your mental health than watching the news.
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david p retweeted
19 Mar 2020
April 6th. Netflix. Canāt wait for everyone to see it!!!
19 Mar 2020
The Big Show Show, coming to Netflix on April 6ā¦
"Former WWE wrestler The Big Show is out of the ring and ready for an even tougher challenge: raising three daughters with his wife in Florida."
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david p retweeted
19 Mar 2020
The Big Show Show, coming to Netflix on April 6ā¦
"Former WWE wrestler The Big Show is out of the ring and ready for an even tougher challenge: raising three daughters with his wife in Florida."
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david p retweeted
7 Mar 2020
There are now good reasons to believe that the coronavirus will hit America especially hard, even though it originated in China. Why? Because it plays into multiple pre-existing weaknesses 1/
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david p retweeted
6 Mar 2020
*bass drop*
6 Mar 2020
So great! Hundreds of baby giant sea bass released in Southern California by @CabrilloAqua @AquariumPacific: mbayaq.co/2TNjRUY Our @MontereyAq team is documenting the life history of the critically endangered species: mbayaq.co/1ppwF2V @latimes #OceanOptimism
ALT Hundreds of baby giant sea bass released in Southern California by Cabrillo Marine Aquarium. Photo by Los Angeles Times.
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david p retweeted
19 Feb 2020
I am hearing this in Peggy Hill's voice
19 Feb 2020
Amy Klobuchar opened the Culinary Union forum by saying: āMy name is Amy, but when I was in fourth grade Spanish they gave me the name Elena.ā
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david p retweeted
5 Dec 2019
I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread:
2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You
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david p retweeted
19 Nov 2019
In fairness, for Trump officials, messages saying āread this prep material and try to do your bestā do count as āyou will failā notes
19 Nov 2019
WH Press Sec Stephanie Grisham claims Obama aides left 'you will fail" notes in offices for Trump aides: āWe came into the WH, Iāll tell you something. Every office was filled with Obama books and we had notes left behind that said āyou will fail,ā āyou arenāt going to make it,āā
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david p retweeted
17 Oct 2019
so what he's saying is...
Shaggy says thereās an internet scammer posing as him.
thefader.com/2019/10/17/shagā¦
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