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david p retweeted
10 Apr 2022
* crowd chants for an encore * The only thing better than a Trout Horn?! 🚨A TROUT HORN FOR EVERY ANGLE🚨
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ALT Marmot Marmot Scream GIF

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This is the first conference road win for Kansas since October 4th, 2008, breaking a 56-game road losing streak in conference play. The win also breaks their 18 game losing streak in Big 12 play. 1956 last time Texas lost 5 in a row. #kufball
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he's putting some serious funk on it now
Runway quality turn in this explanation from Foul Bae
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Your actions yesterday killed 5 human souls and one book contract. So far, you have only mourned the book contract.
7 Jan 2021
My statement on the woke mob at @simonschuster
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david p retweeted
21 Dec 2020
In August, @navalny was poisoned by an FSB team with Novichok. Last week, @navalny spoke to one of the FSB officers involved in the operation... for 48 minutes. Full transcript (in Russian English), analysis, and everything else you need to know: bellingcat.com/news/uk-and-e…
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11 Dec 2020
Happy Four-Zero to my best pal @jayberger. From bar mitzvah days (had my first and, I believe, last Zima that night) to now, most of the best memories I’ve had have been with you and been made infinitely better by you. (Sorry/idk how to insta-story) šŸ‘¬šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‚ x.com/jayberger/status/13343…
girls do like, a minimum of 10 Insta-story posts for their friend’s birthdays. guys don’t because they’re afraid that male affection is a sign of weakness. Men are trash.
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You have what, 15 murder hornets, and the 15 within a couple days is going to be down close to zero
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david p retweeted
24 Apr 2020
At this point, I think "Joe Biden: He'll Never Tell to You Drink Disinfectant" is all the slogan you need.
Replying to @Redistrict
At some point, Biden is going to need a sharper, more coherent November message for persuadable voters. One Dem strategist's not-so-complicated advice: ā€œ'Joe Biden. Because it’s time for change.' Change is the best word in the English language in a wrong track election."
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6 Apr 2020
Very very proud of/happy for my best pal @jayberger for the launch of his show #TheBigShowShow on Netflix. He worked so hard to get to this point and even harder on the show itself. You should watch it b/c it’s definitely way better for your mental health than watching the news.
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The Big Show Show. Netflix. April 6th!!!
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April 6th. Netflix. Can’t wait for everyone to see it!!!
The Big Show Show, coming to Netflix on April 6… "Former WWE wrestler The Big Show is out of the ring and ready for an even tougher challenge: raising three daughters with his wife in Florida."
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The Big Show Show, coming to Netflix on April 6… "Former WWE wrestler The Big Show is out of the ring and ready for an even tougher challenge: raising three daughters with his wife in Florida."
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david p retweeted
13 Mar 2020
oh no...
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There are now good reasons to believe that the coronavirus will hit America especially hard, even though it originated in China. Why? Because it plays into multiple pre-existing weaknesses 1/
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*bass drop*
So great! Hundreds of baby giant sea bass released in Southern California by @CabrilloAqua @AquariumPacific: mbayaq.co/2TNjRUY Our @MontereyAq team is documenting the life history of the critically endangered species: mbayaq.co/1ppwF2V @latimes #OceanOptimism
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I am hearing this in Peggy Hill's voice
Amy Klobuchar opened the Culinary Union forum by saying: ā€œMy name is Amy, but when I was in fourth grade Spanish they gave me the name Elena.ā€
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I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread: 2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You
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david p retweeted
19 Nov 2019
In fairness, for Trump officials, messages saying ā€œread this prep material and try to do your bestā€ do count as ā€œyou will failā€ notes
WH Press Sec Stephanie Grisham claims Obama aides left 'you will fail" notes in offices for Trump aides: ā€œWe came into the WH, I’ll tell you something. Every office was filled with Obama books and we had notes left behind that said ā€˜you will fail,’ ā€˜you aren’t going to make it,ā€™ā€
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david p retweeted
17 Oct 2019
so what he's saying is...
17 Oct 2019
Shaggy says there’s an internet scammer posing as him. thefader.com/2019/10/17/shag…
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