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Jun 12
waiting for her to have a summer body before i impregnate her
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Naivas has car batteries? 🤣
Jun 10
Today I learnt that someone can walk into Naivas and confidently buy a car battery. With a straight face.
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Jun 10
Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.
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I truly feel bad for Rashford.
Ego aside, ManUtd needs squad depth with UCL next season. He is welcome on the bench.
Jun 10
🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will NOT pay €30m buy option clause for Marcus Rashford, expiring in 5 days.
Rashford formally set to return to Man United but Barça remain open to new solutions, like another loan deal. ❗️
Barça are open to discuss again if #MUFC open doors. 🔵🔴
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El peor día de uno puede ser el mejor día de otro.
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Jun 7
“Start a business.” ~ Government official who has never run anything but their mouth their entire working career.
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That thing is dead, pamoja Na Koroga Festival. Wale determined kuziweka are just the IG influencers, who attend it with their "friends".. that's it.
Jun 7
Kunakuanga na hellbent millennials determined with keeping blankets and wine in business
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Jun 5
Ndovu ikikukimbiza angusha shati chini, alafu itakanyanga ikidhani ni ww
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Jun 4
saw you drive past the field and not wave at us. i’ll remember this.
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📍 Camera Locations & Speed Limits
Thika Road
1. Safari Park: 110 km/h
2. Jomoko – Thika Turnoff: 80 km/h
3. Allsops / GSU : 80 km/h
4. Pangani / Muthaiga Interchange: 80 km/h
5. Roysambu / TRM Area: 80–100 km/h
6. Nairobi Expressway
7. Museum Hill → Westlands: 80 km/h
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These days they just place them anywhere; no road sign, no big bump ahead, no road markings.. you're cruising and you suddenly feel the whole car shaking 😭
Rumble strips are supposed to remind me of the bumps, but I fear them more than I fear bumps. 😂😂😂😂😂
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For all his faults, I thank Amorim that this guy is no longer @ManUtd's problem 🙏🏿
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Current open-plan kitchens are scams. The earlier concept of it was a joint kitchen and dining area, still separate from the living room.
What you see now is not an open-plan.
Whatever Kilimani developers are constructing is no longer an Open-plan kitchen but an open air kitchen. They just throw a sink in the living room & call it a kitchen. Absolutely pathetic.
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Makosa imefanyika😂
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