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Joined August 2020
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The Rome Emperors say if I can get 300 retweets I get to throw out a first pitch at a game!!!
Okay fine 300 retweets and we’ll do it.
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My son had a nightmare so he made us throw away his dream catcher.
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Arkansas baseball ⬆️
I bet your little pitching staff doesn't have these cannons
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Massive amounts of red pills being handed out today.
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Is Tourette’s contagious bc I feel like I might be coming down with something…
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My girlfriend just pulled up to the gas station to fill her new car up for the first time and googled which side her gas tank was on.
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James Harden telling Giannis how to demand a trade
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26 Dec 2025
13% of the population is responsible for 50% of door dash orders.
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26 Dec 2025
What happened to that guy in South America with the alien?
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22 Oct 2025
I don’t need to quit gambling. I need to quit losing.
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5 Jun 2025
I think Jewish jokes on Twitter have less to do with the rise in antisemitism than the genocide in Gaza, probably.
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3 Jun 2025
My dream is to one day be rich enough to trust a woman.
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CNN: Behind Closed Doors, Pope Is Still Focused, Sharp, And Energetic buff.ly/jFhVOVc
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26 Apr 2025
Self defense?
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9 Mar 2025
Nothing supernatural has ever happened. Ever.
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3 Feb 2025
Yeah but My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is still perfect front to back.
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19 Jan 2025
Must be Sunday, @BovadaOfficial is down.
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26 Aug 2024
When you order a 9/11 on Temu
Ukraine is now doing terrorist attacks on Russian residential buildings.
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9 Jul 2023
The Atlanta Braves will fuck your girlfriend.
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