curious george and bug enthusiast
Joined December 2018
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18 Dec 2025
driving on i35 in the dark with hard rain and broken windshield wipers
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17 Dec 2025
my pastry assistant's boyfriend brought her a big silly coffee drink and i said wowwww, how does it feel to be loved, and she smiled sheepishly and looked off as she responded "bien"
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16 Dec 2025
no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking The Wizard
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16 Dec 2025
want to watch euphoria so bad
DONT want to look at sydney sweeney
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15 Dec 2025
leaving to get a fucking plunger
15 Dec 2025
clogged the toilet feel like such a big fat chungus
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14 Dec 2025
opening this app is like lighting a cigarette
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12 Dec 2025
jasmine left me alone with the demon cat i’m actually so dead it’s so over
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12 Dec 2025
got cfa and it tasted too much like real chicken what the hell?
12 Dec 2025
hungover i want burger
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12 Dec 2025
i haven’t figured out what she’s plotting yet but her eyes are getting wider i think soemthing bad is gonna happen to me
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10 Dec 2025
studying for finals with my head in my hands and heart dropped to my balls
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10 Dec 2025
four shots espresso one for each of the friends in my little brain they say hello thanks!
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9 Dec 2025
mouse trap was the one board game growing up where only ur rich friends had it
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8 Dec 2025
therapist was just perplexed by my current situation as i was and i sat there in silence looking at her like this
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