The year is 2021. The Tier is 4067. Mrs Brown is head of communications for Downing Street and Boris is still locked in his fridge.

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evilterry retweeted
You heard the news story about the Brits who fled Switzerland under cover of darkness after being put in quarantine? Anyone have any idea who would do that? theguardian.com/world/2020/d…
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evilterry retweeted
24 Dec 2020
My awesome husband has made the best Christmas present for our 8 year old son. 4 months in the planning. Hopefully he’s going to love it. #TARDIS #DoctorWho #ItsBiggerOnTheInside #TheRoundThings @bbcdoctorwho
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23 Dec 2020
The @FIA @F1 & @JeanTodt are getting off far too lightly in this Mazepin thing. It shouldn't have been a decision @HaasF1Team had to make. He has breached F1s c of c & they've done literally nothing, but they jumped on @LewisHamilton. Now, what's the difference between them? 🤔
23 Dec 2020
Feel sorry for #mickschumacher being caught up in this shitshow. Unbelievable own goal by Haas AND by the FIA allowing it.
23 Dec 2020
I know they just use their initials in these things but I'm for happier to think we've got a player at Town called Reg. Good solid name that, sounds dependable, he'll do a job for us.
Replying to @htafc
REG: "I'm really enjoying it to be fair. "We've been on a good run too. My main aim is to take my chance and get a run in the team. "When I'm called upon I want to make sure I'm ready. I'm learning from the senior guys, waited for my chance & now I hope I can take it." #htafc
22 Dec 2020
I'd love to see the geographical spread of these #panicbuying photos because I haven't seen any evidence of it round our way. All I've seen is the usual "last week before Christmas" levels of shopping, and even then it's a bit quieter.
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22 Dec 2020
Been in three supermarkets over the last two days picking up bits and bobs and haven't seen anyone #panicbuying anything. One of them was busy but still quiet for this close to Christmas.
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19 Dec 2020
The science HASN'T changed since you made your decision @BorisJohnson you useless knacker. It was telling you all along not relax restrictions for Christmas. Have you lied so much you've forgotten how to tell the truth. Utter fuck up of a Prime Minister. Prime Minstrel more like.
evilterry retweeted
19 Dec 2020
Cancel Mrs. Brown’s Boys n’ all. Show real leadership.
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19 Dec 2020
Boris is going to announce travel restrictions in Kent so there's more free road space to park lorries on. 🤣
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evilterry retweeted
okay if these vaccines are the start of The Walking Dead then I will be the first in line to get one because tbh being a zombie right now would feel like an upgrade
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11 Dec 2020
Wait, hang on. If @Disney own the rights to #IndianaJones why aren't the film's on @disneyplus?
11 Dec 2020
Waiting for @Crossrope's Speed LE Set to drop like...
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1 Dec 2020
So, in some positive news for 2020 Bernard and the Genie is on BritBox! (Literally the only thing worth watching on BritBox, but at this time of year it's the only thing that NEEDS to be on BritBox.)
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30 Nov 2020
Very affected by that Grosjean crash. Can't really explain it. Even Senna's crash didn't look 'that bad' at the time. Astonishing Grosjean walked away from that. Don't @ me your Senna conspiracy theories btw. A young man is unbelievably alive, that's all that matters today.
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28 Nov 2020
Can't get used to this scoring more than one business. S'not natrel I tell 'ee!
25 Nov 2020
Shilton will be upset Wetherspoons is shut today.
25 Nov 2020
God called, he wants his hand back.
25 Nov 2020
So is the NaziCon faux cook off the Tele for a bit now then? In other words, is @Channel4 safe to view again?