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Open Guard @open_guard

Writer, Tin Foil Hat Wearer, UFC Fan Boy, & BJJ Blue Belt.

Joined May 2014
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Open Guard@open_guard
28 Mar 2015
Easy pancake recipe: two eggs, cup of flower, 1 gallon of water, a box of kraft dinner, 3 hot pockets, 1/2 can of caviar ,pinch of salt.
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Open Guard@open_guard
28 Mar 2015
Sometimes drinking. Often thinking , never blinking , cheeseburger
Library attendance in Windsor expected to rise 20 percent.
Open Guard@open_guard
26 Feb 2015
God bless those lamas
Open Guard@open_guard
12 Jan 2015
From efukt to married in 8 months: open-guard.com/
X-mas at the nursing home.... Check out my newest holiday blog :) open-guard.com/
Open Guard@open_guard
28 Dec 2014
Always nice to be home for the holidays. I only wish I stayed around long enough to see my dad's reaction to the gay Tied commercial.
Open Guard@open_guard
25 Dec 2014
I just realised its Xmas eve night and I'm still in my pyjamas. #singlelife #playingthefield
Open Guard@open_guard
24 Dec 2014
2015 wish list: @joerogan and @TheSherdoggy get together for the best mma podcast eva. #MakeItHappen
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Open Guard@open_guard
28 Nov 2014
Today is a special day to buy shit #BlackFriday
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Karaoke induced suicide
Flip phone and fanny pack, a one-two punch. #OCTranspo
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3 Nov 2014
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@open_guard help support #grappleforgood by clicking here bit.ly/grapplegood #charity #bjj #jiujitsu #mma
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Monday morning is that far way. Check out my latest blog about partying in the suburbs: open-guard.com:
Open Guard@open_guard
19 Oct 2014
Nothing like waking up to the sunset channel on your couch. #inspired
Went to the states today, think I got the black lung, I mean ebola.
Are we completely fucked? Or at the tip of something beautiful? In my newest blog I'll explain how I have no idea. open-guard.com
Open Guard@open_guard
29 Sep 2014
Inspiring performance from @CatZingano #UFC178
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Open Guard@open_guard
25 Sep 2014
Isn't a little weird that no one even heard of #isis a couple months ago?
Open Guard@open_guard
21 Sep 2014
Sometimes #boners
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