Infosec. Everton. Other stuff.

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14 Nov 2024
It was bad enough when every other tweet was from E.M. (I don't even follow him), but today literally every tweet is his inane bullshit. I'm off to bluesky. bsky.app/profile/pabb.bsky.s…

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Price increase for adults by section.
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RT @DaveThePapLpool: NEW EVERTON STADIUM at Bramley Moore dock on the banks of the river mersey . Has now been officially handed over to…
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This is the best illustration of the obscene wealth of Elon Musk that I’ve seen. Look how much rice he’s got! We don’t have to organise our world like this.
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Backdoor attempt on @exolabs through an innocent looking PR. Read every line of code. Stay safu.
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This disinfo is a problem. I've been in IT for a little over 25 years. The way this lady is talking about satellite systems makes me sad. (My undergrad is tcomm & internet networking) If you don't know tech, this babble sounds interesting/compelling. but it's a word salad. 1
A woman's rant is going semi-viral in political circles on Twitter and Facebook. Some are citing her rant as evidence of potential electoral interference during the 2024 Presidential election. The woman's opening remarks claim she possesses a CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert) — a very prestigious certification which is often possessed by truly dedicated people. Currently there are only 45,000 active CCIE holders worldwide. Only 3% of Cisco cert holders attempt it ... and only 26% pass — it has a 74% failure rate. Now it should be stated that no one in our group possesses a CCIE. We do not claim to be network experts, we're just malware nerds. However, despite our lackluster understanding of networking (beyond the computer science basics of the OSI model), we can confidently say this woman does not possess a CCIE and we believe she is lying. Additionally, we would like to note we did indeed watch this entire video. Despite this woman's jargon and clear ... plainly wrong information... we decided to give her a chance to speak her mind and opinion. We do not recommend watching the entire 8 minute video. You will have no benefit from it. At roughly 4 minutes you will see, very clearly, this is not a technical person.
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It's like L.Ron Hubbard that the way to get rich in America is to found a religion, and then he founded #scientology Naked statement of intent to rip them off fails to convince them that they were scammed 🙄🤢🤮
Trumps comments re Americans
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6 Nov 2024
Really wasn’t expecting such a big victory last night for Vladimir Putin.
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Hey Trump voters. Hate to break it to you - but here’s what actually happened on Tuesday. Watch. Bernie explained it 20 years ago.
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Lmfao at Farage over in the US claiming he speaks for many in the UK. Meanwhile back in the UK a rural county in Sussex has dragged his effigy through town and set fire to it for bonfire night. x.com/DANIELPEMBERTON/status…

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Standard operating procedure
Has anyone else learned the hard way, that if you're filing out a long bit of text in a webform, you should write the text in notepad/word/etc and then copy it in, just in case something happens on the webpage and you lose everything you've written? 😅
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So what are the "Chemtrail truthers" going to think about RFK Jr. in two years when aircraft engines still produce water vapor that condenses at high altitude? x.com/RobertKennedyJr/status…

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We are going to stop this crime.
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"paper, these days, is more sophisticated than, uh, computers"
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REPORTER: What do you say to people who think you won't concede the election? TRUMP: I think they're crazy
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got laid off in the big @dropbox layoffs today. if anybody is looking for a staff-level engineer who loves mentoring and who is an expert in web security, email security, TLS/PKI, keys and secrets management, and general defense security stuff, please feel free to hit me up.
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30 Oct 2024
Exactly this.
Trying to watch the budget and hearing a room full of predominantly rich white men booing and so vocally reacting is infuriating?? Shut up?? Listen?? We’re taught to not do this in schools from the age of 5 - why do the people who run the country get to behave like this?
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If you haven't heard the new undiscovered Chopin waltz yet, don't worry. 3/4 people haven't.
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26 Oct 2024
Next up from the Athletic, rumours that JFK has been shot
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25 Oct 2024
You know in ‘Horny’ by Mousse T, when she sings “I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected”? Do you think she’d been blocked by the recipient, or had she just typed their email incorrectly? Interviewer: We meant do you have any questions about the job.
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