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May 10
Told today by stewards that I can’t take my flask of coffee on to the Turf at the next match for security reasons! I’ve been coming onto the Turf for 55 years & always shared a halftime cuppa with the family.
Come on @AlanPaceBFC - coffee a security risk? Crazy!
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Feb 13
Would love to see @JohnCleese on the panel for an episode of @bbcquestiontime - lively debate guaranteed! Would you be up for that John?
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How Burnley's disastrous takeover left £113m debt and missing papers archive.ph/2026.02.10-074249…
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Jan 29
⚫ WIN A SIGNED SET OF STEPHEN BUNTING VOID! ⚫
Numbered 1/1, these are the exact darts used by Stephen Bunting in the shooting of his G5 Void promo shoot - including certificate of authenticity.
How to enter:
⚫ Like and share this post
⚫ Follow Target Darts
⚫ Commet #LGBM
We will select one winner from across Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube and Discord - So make sure you enter EVERYWHERE!
Our winner will be drawn Friday 6th February 2026 at 12pm GMT.
Good luck! #TeamTarget
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25 Dec 2025
I got a Screwfix beanie
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1 Apr 2025
40 years since my final Sisters gig, in Brighton.
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3 Jan 2025
You could be in with a chance of winning a pair of tickets to the #BankofDave2 world premiere taking place this Sunday 5th January in Burnley:
Retweet this post 🔄
Follow @BurnleyOfficial & @NetflixUK 📲
Reply with #BankofDave2 🤝
Good luck!
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18 Nov 2024
🚨☢️ LUKE LITTLER GIVEAWAY CLAXON! ☢️🚨
We had to, didn't we?
To celebrate Luke Littler winning the Grand Slam of Darts we're going to be giving away a signed Luke "The Nuke" shirt!
For your chance to win:
☢️ Like and share this post
☢️ Follow @TargetDarts
☢️ Reply with one word describing his performance last night!
Our winner will be selected on the 29th November at 12pm GMT.
Good luck! #TeamTarget
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4 Oct 2024
CLARETS IN AND AROUND LEEDS:
We will be meeting in LEEDS on Thursday 24th October, from 7:30pm, at The Head of Steam (Mill Hill).
It’s right by the station!
All Welcome!
Please retweet to help share our meetings. Thank you, everyone! 🍺 🍷 🥤 🍸
#twitterclarets 💜🩵
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4 Sep 2024
Blimey, @BuryMarket is getting as bad as @TicketmasterUK I give up. With @jenbanks_ @The_Bitch_Dog and the wonderful ladies of #BuryMarket #DynamicPricing #Oasis25 #Ticketmaster
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31 Aug 2024
What a shambles. Big trouble getting signed in, in a queue for 5 1/2 hours then scandalous “in demand” standing tickets at almost 2 1/2 times original value on Ticketmaster! RIP off artists! @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher
@TicketmasterUK #ticketmasteruk #ticketmaster #Oasis
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2 Aug 2024
This is brilliant 😂
@munyachawawa never misses.
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1 Aug 2024
📢 GIVEAWAY CLAXON 📢
To celebrate The Nuke becoming the first double Players Champs winner of the year, and because we feel like it, you could be in for a chance at winning his darts and flights!
To enter:
☢️ Follow @TargetDarts & @LukeTheNuke180
☢️ Like and share this post
☢️ Tell us which length Luke The Nuke K-Flex you want!
We'll pick a winner on Monday 12th August - Good luck!
#TeamTarget
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19 Jul 2024
Been to MANY gigs in my life, & sorry to disappoint Bob Dylan fans who have just bought tickets for his next tour, but I saw him from row 2 on his last and it was by far the worst gig I have ever been to. Simply awful, and what an arrogant individual he is in real life. Enjoy😂
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31 Jan 2024
I’ll pick the winner of the shirt at 12:00 today and I may have something even better to come 🥊
29 Jan 2024
I won this signed @Pele shirt at a charity auction a number of years ago.
Let’s get it a new home…
TO WIN - All you have to do is RETWEET but PLEASE READ the caption as I want to use this to help a former team mate and a diamond of a guy.
@DMNorris19 is selling his @Argyle League One promotion medal to raise some money.
What he’s going through happens a lot to ex players for one reason or another and I believe that we should all help someone when they’re at a low point in life so please help him if you can, even a RETWEET spreads the word.
Calling all @IpswichTown @Argyle @LUFC @Pompey fans
See the just giving page below 👇🏼
I’ll pick the winner of the shirt by random this week and it’ll be also on Instagram
P.S It won’t fit in a postbox so will leave winner to sort out getting it.
*** You have to be following me to Win***
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13 Jan 2024
"They're not fit for purpose"
Andy Gray is scathing in his response to Luton being awarded their controversial goal last night!
#beINPL #TwitterClarets #LTFC
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