equity trader, sports gambler, @Stanford grad, poker player, hard asset investor

Joined December 2019
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Hey mate. It's because crypto has been co-opted by the political grifter class. Hope that helps!
A message from a friend... made me laugh (and cry a little inside)... "Mate, whats your take on why crypto has ebola?"
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I would not be surprised if @grok was eventually removed from twitter. I see a lot of MAGA cultists arguing in threads with @grok when their feelings get in the way of facts. Musk will eventually realize this -- he won't risk deprogramming his sheep.
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Going for all these 4th downs in the #NFL has gone too far, but its the culture that dictates it. Going for it on 4th down usually is excused by critics because said team was "being aggressive". Many times the decision is not supported by analytics.
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20 Oct 2024
my guess is that we never see deshaun watson play another down in the nfl again #NFL #Browns
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20 Oct 2024
Live look at the Brown's front office:

ALT Celebrating Roddy Ricch GIF

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Jeff Daniels on why your vote matters and how you actually make America great again, in one of the greatest speeches ever written for television. 'First step in solving any problem, is recognising there is one.'
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"Give me 3 packs Black Cat firecrackers, 2 Roman Candles, and a $50 2- team parlay on the Buckeyes and Bengals..."
Phantom Fireworks has been approved for an Ohio in-person sports betting license. They plan to open a retail sportsbook at the Covelli Center in Youngstown, home of the USHL's Youngstown Phantoms.
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5 Apr 2023
this is some of the pettiest shit I've ever seen
Angel Reese rejects First Lady Jill Biden’s apology: ‘We’ll go to the Obamas’ (📹 @IAMATHLETEpod)
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4 Apr 2023
Are we sure this isn't AI? #TrumpIndicment #TrumpArrest
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31 Mar 2023
every single stock tout on CNBC when @ScottWapnerCNBC calls them out for a failed trade: "Well, it was a very small position. One of our smallest positions..."
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Refs ruined a classic #SuperBowl

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18 Dec 2022
Mr. Free Speech @elonmusk hanging out with the grifter cabal at the World Cup. Is @jaredkushner your new corporate Twitter advisor?
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17 Dec 2022
courageous bookmaking here by @DraftKings @DKSportsbook @JasonDRobins
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18 Dec 2022
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5 Dec 2022
This isn't the guy that grinded out championships with Belicheck. He's really lost his way this year. He hung on too long. He's having a losing season and lost his wife. He looks like a 50 year old lesbian walking into MNF tonight. Saints 3.5 for as much as you want to win...
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6 Dec 2022
he may have won, but he did not cover. we will continue to fade 🫡
27 Nov 2022
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I’m to the point today where I think Vegas goes up to some of these collegiate athletes that most likely do not have a shot in the pros and offer them hundred of thousands of dollars to make sure a team covers a spread.
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Dave Portnoy's "Investing" Journey "Anybody can do this game" -- Dave 3/27/2020 🔊sound🤣
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I'm not a huge Liz Warren fan, but @SaraEisen seems desperate to play gotchya during this interview on @CNBC, and its backfiring. Sara is coming off as very petty. 🤷‍♂️
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