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21 Feb 2020
In hindsight, I should have realised I was bi when I named my penis 'Marlena'.
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Brian Baumgartner couldn't run a MySpace page in character as Kevin today, because of Woke.
Brian Baumgartner ran a MySpace page in character as Kevin early on (sadly most of the photos are broken) and I like the implication that Jim and Kevin were sorta chill offscreen
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Jun 12
How it feels to wear my exercise underpants to non-exercise activities
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Horrified to learn that Americans think a shrimp fried this rice
Jun 15
horrified to learn that Brits think caramelized onions are onions with caramel on them 😭
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Jun 15
The Office couldn't be made today because it'd just be 4 people exhausted from having to work 2nd jobs, trying to get the shitty AI to work.
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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May 11
Sometimes I reject follow requests on my priv because I just don't think you can handle my butt.
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Jun 13
My leg fell asleep for 2 minutes so now I need to rearrange my entire day.
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Jun 13
Way too much of my time going into coaxing these moths to get the fuck out of my house
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Jun 12
Great things are happening on beatles tumblr
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25 Nov 2022
Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one
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22 Oct 2025
They're doing incredible things without sugar these days
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May 6
Reminder that I actually am built like this
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Jun 8
“Saturday night and I like the way you move…” 🕺
Six of Divock Origi’s best Liverpool goals 🤩
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