tweets = momentary thoughts (probably constitute shitposting too)
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Jun 11
My Doctor Is Khumalo
My Sister Is Bettina
Mandela Is Tata
Come In Bafanaaaaaaaaaa 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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This guy’s ego is reaching the point at which he’s going to do something stupid.
Even more stupid than thinking you know more than the guys who have put >90% of all space mass in place in the last 5 years.
Jun 10
Prove me wrong then - put your gaming PC in a vaccum and let me know how that works out for you. 👍 ill even let you keep the CPU cooler attached 😂
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Amazing tweet.
Ok, fellas, we see all your tags and we get it.
But.
Being a shitty person doesn't make someone a legitimate military target under international law. Climbing on a tank for internet clout isn't enough to become a combatant.
Do something that actually qualifies — then we can talk. Until then, we'll keep our drones for real military targets 😉
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Jun 10
On en parle de ce maillot exceptionnel sorti pour le centenaire de la fédération japonaise de rugby ?
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Ich liebe alles daran ❤️
Die #Allianz fordert 300.000 £ von #ProPalästina-Aktivisten,
ihnen droht lebenslange Insolvenz!
Ein britisches Gericht hat dem deutschen Versicherer Allianz gestattet, eine Zivilklage in Höhe von fast 300.000 £ gegen sechs
Pro-Palästina-Aktivisten zu verfolgen; gleichzeitig wurde der Antrag abgelehnt, das Verfahren bis zum Abschluss der gegen sie laufenden Strafprozesse auszusetzen.
Gegen die Aktivisten liegen separate Strafanzeigen vor, da sie bei Protesten in den Jahren 2024 und 2025 rote Farbe auf Allianz-Büros gesprüht und dabei einen Sachschaden von 38.000 £ verursacht haben sollen. Während sich der reine Sachschaden auf 38.000 £ beläuft, umfasst die Gesamtforderung der Klage fast 300.000 £. Die Allianz hat weitere 200.000 £ für „Reputationsschäden und geschäftliche Beeinträchtigungen“ geltend gemacht.
Die Gruppe erklärte, sie habe das Unternehmen aufgrund dessen versicherungstechnischer Verbindungen zum israelischen Rüstungskonzern Elbit Systems ins Visier genommen.
Da es sich um ein Zivilverfahren handelt, haben die Aktivisten keinen Anspruch auf die finanzielle Prozesskostenhilfe oder den Schutz durch ein Geschworenengericht, wie sie im Strafrecht üblich sind; sie sind somit gezwungen, sich ohne formelle Rechtsvertretung zu verteidigen.
Etwaige zugesprochene Schadensersatzsummen würden direkt aus den Ersparnissen und künftigen Gehältern der Beklagten beglichen; die Klage droht sie somit in lebenslange finanzielle Not und den Bankrott zu treiben.
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We have lost our minds.
A jury convicted Karmelo Anthony of murder for stabbing 17-year-old Austin Metcalf to death. Evidence was presented. Witnesses testified. Self-defense was rejected. He got 35 years.
That’s not a “legal lynching.” That’s justice.
Crying racism because the killer is Black and the victim was White doesn’t change the facts: actions have consequences.
Austin is dead. His family grieves. The system worked.
Stop excusing violence.
#JusticeForAustin #RuleOfLaw #NoMoreExcuses
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John retweeted
I practice law in Collin County, Texas.
Karmelo Anthony will be convicted and sentenced to life in prison.
As he should.
He murdered that boy because he was raised to hate white people and to view himself as a victim in every situation.
It’s a culture thing.
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It’s fascinating that the left is associated with such delusion that parody accounts like this don’t stand out as being obvious parody.
If Karmelo Anthony is guilty then I’m white.
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The guy he murdered will still be dead in 17.5 years.
An eye for an eye means that we will have less people like Karmelo out there murdering innocent civilians.
Jun 10
🚨 Karmelo Anthony sentenced to 35 years; parole eligible after 17.5 years.
Thoughts on the verdict?
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Delusional.
Let's start a NOtT GUILTY chain in support of this innocent man.
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What terrifies me about this attempted beheading is the potential backlash against peaceful beheaders.
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Gareth really thinks that people believe him and his equally dodgy mate Ryan that this is about parolees.
Awwwww, poor Renaldo. I'm sorry your minister was attacked. It must have really hurt your feelings, and they are what matter most. Here's idea, find the 28,000 parolees and the DA will put out a statement saying well done. Then you will feel good.
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The DA is, unfortunately, already surprising me.
The DA will surprise many people on the 4th of November.
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The DA will surprise many people on the 4th of November.
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A) Whiskey people don’t drink JD as whiskey.
B) Whiskey people don’t do this.
Jun 7
Whisky people have become as annoying as the coffee people
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Ben is a big fan of sloppy-seconds.
Jun 7
Operation Rug-pull Rassie successful!
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Hey @GautengANC, how has @Lesufi not placed @CityofJoburgZA and @DadaMorero under administration?
Or you just trying to completely fuck it up before you lose it?
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Funny how it’s always the mail ins that win it for the dems.
Voter ID would decimate @TheDemocrats.
Jun 4
JUST IN: Nithya Raman soars to a 71% chance of advancing to the LA mayoral runoff, as officials continue processing mail-in ballots.
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