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Patrick Baumgartner retweeted
Excited to share I have moved over to the House of Representatives and have accepted the position of Press Secretary for Republican Congressman Michael Baumgartner (WA-05). Please contact me with any requests for comment or media with the Congressman. Excited to get to work!
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I look forward to co-sponsoring the Cruz/Cantwell college sports reform bill in the House. It is better for smaller schools, Olympic sports, and female athletes than the some other approaches. Ultimately, the future of college sports has to be about more than the Big10/SEC and TV executives creating a 2nd NFL at the expense of everyone else. The North Star of policy makers on this subject should be increasing opportunities for America’s sons and daughters to have opportunities to compete as student athletes on college campuses. College sports is a highly subsidized public good and should be regulated and governed as such. 🇺🇸
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Replying to @sports8
That reason is solely because we are located in a small town.
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Apr 9
We're thrilled to announce @Cisco's intent to acquire @rungalileo, which will strengthen Splunk's observability portfolio and supercharge our AI Agent Monitoring capabilities. Learn what this means for customers from Splunk SVP & GM, Kamal Hathi: splk.it/4ceIySF
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Tuscany, Italy
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Cisco Teaming up with Splunk is one of the greatest security combo that will happen in the Security industry 🫶 Keep laying impact
Mar 24
We couldn't agree more. You can’t secure an agentic enterprise if your network is a blind spot. We’re teaming up with Splunk to ensure that every agent, user, and device has identity-first access and hyper-distributed protection. Zero Trust Hybrid Mesh Firewall = the foundation for the next generation of security. 🌐 #RSAC
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WOAH 🚨 Nick Shirley exposes there are 1,200 medical transport companies in Minnesota. For a year, photos with timestamps were taken of the vans that are supposed to be used by these companies NONE MOVED IN A YEAR. They sit parked, but are getting paid to transport patients “I have been to many of these transportation companies and I've been time stamping my photographs for a whole year at one facility in Minneapolis and those vans in that parking lot had not moved one inch in an entire year. They're all still sitting there” “So when you think about it, you have with the transportation companies, you have the adult care centers. So are they working hand in hand together to then say we're getting the services from them adult daycare centers to then transport them to their appointments” (and it’s ALL FRAUD)
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Patrick Baumgartner retweeted
29 Dec 2025
I don’t think everyone realizes how polarizing it is to watch someone steal an amount of money they’ve worked 30 years for by throwing up a sign in a vacant building and sending the government an invoice
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Congress will be taking a hard look at the tax exempt status of universities that enter into private equity deals. If you want to act like a non-public entity, you better be ready to be treated like one. 🇺🇸
In a groundbreaking endeavor, the University of Utah athletics is entering into what could be a $500M equity partnership with Otro Capital featuring the creation and shared ownership of a for-profit entity to operate athletics, sources tell @YahooSports. bit.ly/44hUcZJ
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Patrick Baumgartner retweeted
WSU’s first call should be Jason Eck. Pull that off and you upgrade coaches.
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Since 2015, WSU has now appeared in 9 Bowl Games. For reference, UCLA has played in 5 bowl games in that time and USC has played in 8.
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"My name's Raymond. I'm 73. I work the parking lot at St. Joseph's Hospital. Minimum wage, orange vest, a whistle I barely use. Most people don't even look at me. I'm just the old man waving cars into spaces. But I see everything. Like the black sedan that circled the lot every morning at 6 a.m. for three weeks. Young man driving, grandmother in the passenger seat. Chemotherapy, I figured. He'd drop her at the entrance, then spend 20 minutes hunting for parking, missing her appointments. One morning, I stopped him. "What time tomorrow?" "6:15," he said, confused. "Space A-7 will be empty. I'll save it." He blinked. "You... you can do that?" "I can now," I said. Next morning, I stood in A-7, holding my ground as cars circled angrily. When his sedan pulled up, I moved. He rolled down his window, speechless. "Why?" "Because she needs you in there with her," I said. "Not out here stressing." He cried. Right there in the parking lot. Word spread quietly. A father with a sick baby asked if I could help. A woman visiting her dying husband. I started arriving at 5 a.m., notebook in hand, tracking who needed what. Saved spots became sacred. People stopped honking. They waited. Because they knew someone else was fighting something bigger than traffic. But here's what changed everything, A businessman in a Mercedes screamed at me one morning. "I'm not sick! I need that spot for a meeting!" "Then walk," I said calmly. "That space is for someone whose hands are shaking too hard to grip a steering wheel." He sped off, furious. But a woman behind him got out of her car and hugged me. "My son has leukemia," she sobbed. "Thank you for seeing us." The hospital tried to stop me. "Liability issues," they said. But then families started writing letters. Dozens. "Raymond made the worst days bearable." "He gave us one less thing to break over." Last month, they made it official. "Reserved Parking for Families in Crisis." Ten spots, marked with blue signs. And they asked me to manage it. But the best part? A man I'd helped two years ago, his mother survived, came back. He's a carpenter. Built a small wooden box, mounted it by the reserved spaces. Inside? Prayer cards, tissues, breath mints, and a note, "Take what you need. You're not alone. -Raymond & Friends" People leave things now. Granola bars. Phone chargers. Yesterday, someone left a hand-knitted blanket. I'm 73. I direct traffic in a hospital parking lot. But I've learned this: Healing doesn't just happen in operating rooms. Sometimes it starts in a parking space. When someone says, "I see your crisis. Let me carry this one small piece." So pay attention. At the grocery checkout, the coffee line, wherever you are. Someone's drowning in the little things while fighting the big ones. Hold a door. Save a spot. Carry the weight no one else sees. It's not glamorous. But it's everything." Let this story reach more hearts.... Credit: Mary Nelson
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Just reading about how state of the art AI/LLMs ‘ONLY’ correctly understand the Persian cultural custom of “taarof” (refusing an offer when someone actually means yes) in conversations… while native Persian speakers get it right right a while 82% of the time… (How the heck is a social ritual natives can only get right 80% of the time? … what’s the failure rate of Iranian negotiations?!… oh…)
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22 Sep 2025
As first reported by the Spokesman-Review, Wazzu OL Sone Falealo was shot early Sunday morning by a University of Washington student. Expected to make full recovery, thankfully. spokesman.com/stories/2025/s…
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"We,RE SO mUCh SMaRTer TaHn tEh DaRK AgeS."
I'm going to start doing this: 'Repeat back to me, in your own words, what you believe I'm trying to express.' Reading comprehension on here is so bad we have to work in baby steps. I won't answer a confused/misreading person until they repeat it back to me demonstrating comprehension.
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Patrick Baumgartner retweeted
🚨 Repost and Tag Two Friends 🚨 This Cal Raleigh autographed @Topps card could be YOURS on Fan Appreciation Night! Just hit that repost button and tag two of your friends in the replies for a chance to win. #TridentsUp
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Patrick Baumgartner retweeted
One of the old unwritten WASP rules of civilization maintenance we've lost is: when someone behaves insincerely for the sake of maintaining proper decorum, you respond by respecting the commitment to decorum rather than calling out the insincerity
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