actor, writer, & my friend’s parent’s favorite

Joined June 2020
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If it takes more than seven seconds to receive the confirmation email I am trying again in six months.
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I send a lot of mail for someone who rarely checks the mail.
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From now on, I am the only person on earth who is allowed to be mad at me.
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I feel like I can relate with Jesus Christ because after this holiday season my body is now also made of bread.
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Chat bot gave me a compliment after misunderstanding my talk to text and now I have a crush on it.
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Telling a story: referring to Best Buy as Blockbuster for like 8 minutes and no one corrected me.
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I have no plans this weekend, but in an intriguing and elusive way.
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pov we are about to kiss @wolfmarlohphoto
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Pink Pony Club (acoustic cover) @ChappellRoan 🎀🐎♣️
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The way my dog gets right in my face just to sneeze in it.
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📌 This is your reminder to hydrate
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Everything always feels so possible yesterday night.
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#MetGala memory. @YSL, Demi, Miley, Rami, Eric, Liam, and @patchhilgart enter the @gucci after party, 2019. Super fun (and normal) evening 🫶 #ysl #gucci #MetGala2024
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vienna by @billyjoel (with great respect)
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I’ll be on this week’s Season Finale of @FeudFX ‘Capote vs. The Swans.’ Working with Ryan, Gus, Robbie, Tom, Demi, Naomi, Calista, Chloe, Diane, Jessica—I mean, wow. thankful! 🦢🖤🔪 [E8. Phantasm Forgiveness] Wed 03/13 10pm PT on @FXNetworks Streaming Thurs 03/14 on @hulu
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At Truman Capote’s famous black & white ball for “Feud: Capote vs. The Swans” premiere in NYC. Catch me playing Darby Fine in E8! @FXNetworks & @hulu
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Wrapped! #TheLastShowgirl 🎰🎰🎰
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It should come as no surprise that Jacob wore it better.
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My heart spilling over on the eve of 2 years sober. I keep finding more reasons to say it—I am so thankful. Here to talk. Just ask 🫶
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