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Patsy @patsyjs

I have a move, and I feel like I need to bust it.

Joined September 2011
  • Tweets 335
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  • Followers 40
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Whitney Cummings
@WhitneyCummings
2 Jun 2019
When you call a woman “a lot” there’s a strong chance you may just be a little
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Patsy@patsyjs
1 Jan 2018
#cincyclones
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Sen. Bernie Sanders
@SenSanders
5 Mar 2017
Trump must stop spreading lies and hatred toward immigrants and minorities. End of discussion.
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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker
22 Mar 2012
Hugs before drugs. After too if you're not busy.
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Patsy@patsyjs
28 Jul 2012
I was getting odd suggestions on Netflix... Upon reviewing my ratings, I found my 4yo rated all the Power Rangers w/5 stars. Niiiicccee.
Patsy@patsyjs
26 Jul 2012
Cleaning the house while the kids are home is a sick little joke I like to play on myself sometimes.
Patsy@patsyjs
11 Apr 2012
Don't listen to those fools. You are sexy! - my blue eyeshadow
Patsy@patsyjs
9 Apr 2012
"Did you know that the yellow soap in my shower is the number one choice for hospitals? I put it on my scab, twice." -my 6 year old
Patsy@patsyjs
4 Apr 2012
Boys that wear short sleeved shirts with ties, Don't do that. Please. Well, unless you're a pilot circa 1970. Or if you hate having sex.
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Robyn Vo
@robyn_vo
14 Sep 2011
Even your serious tweets are funny to me because I read them out loud while doing my impersonation of Christopher Walken
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Patsy@patsyjs
7 Mar 2012
Want me to turn your shirt inside in? -my 6 year old
Patsy@patsyjs
7 Mar 2012
I'd hate to be a conservative right now, given the choices. I bet Huckabee is kicking himself for not running.
Patsy@patsyjs
25 Jan 2012
"You don't really have blonde hair. I know you paint it." ~my 6 year old
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Leboob James@TequilaTassia
17 Jan 2012
If you dont bust out in robot sex moves everytime a car alarm goes off, I cant be friends with you.
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Patsy@patsyjs
9 Jan 2012
Mom, do you know what you get if you don't wash your butt? A butt cavity, just like your teeth. -my 6 year old. #funny
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rob delaney
@robdelaney
6 Jan 2012
People who pull on the back of your seat to stand up on a plane/bus are worse than Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Mary Charlene@IamEnidColeslaw
7 Jan 2012
Just witnessed a man smile & undress me with his eyes then cringe & hastily throw my clothes back on.
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Patsy@patsyjs
7 Jan 2012
Interesting fact: 1/2 of all Craigslist killers are from Ohio.
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
4 Jan 2012
It's not too early to call Iowa for Obama.
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