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“We had 50 players in the draft this year that were over 25-years-old competing against 17 and 18-year-olds...” - Nick Saban Why’s that important? Well… here’s Will Anderson Jr. at 17-18 years old (left) versus Will Anderson Jr. at 25 years old (right) 😂
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Looks like $25M SAT for #TheMandalorianAndGrogu. Solid SAT bump of ~18%. 2-day cume $58M. 3-day weekend headed for ~$82M. 4-day weekend can hit $100M. Had this film been released in 2022, the opening would have been quite a bit higher, but even now, this surpasses industry expectations. Good opening. Gotta set the record straight.
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Audiences say #TheMandalorianAndGrogu is Hot at 88% on the Popcornmeter. rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wa…
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All time Star Wars scene … from Bill Burr of all people. 🔥🔥🔥

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Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
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Today, we’re officially launching fully customizable multiview on @YouTubeTV. Our @youtube teams made one of our most popular features even better. The new multiview builder gives you full control to mix and match live streams (including add-ons like @nfl Sunday Ticket), and build the personalized viewing experience you've been asking for.
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Alabama has produced a first-round draft pick in 18 straight years and Ohio State in 11 straight years. Nobody else is in double figures.
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Mad Men (2007–2015) is just operating on another level.

What movie or TV show blew your mind when you saw it?
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It’s crazy how Mad Men really is the greatest show of all time
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24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
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Source: Will Anderson is signing a three-year $150 million extension that makes him the highest paid non-quarterback in NFL history. The deal includes $134 million guaranteed.
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To seal the game against Georgia, Alabama called a Bluff Sprint Out to the field before reversing course into the Boundary and hitting the RB in the flats 🎯 Jon Gruden & Ty Simpson break it down ✍🏼
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Kids today cannot comprehend what an absolute chokehold this had on millennials growing up.
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11 years ago Nike released the best sports ad ever. “Ripple”. Rory watched Tiger growing up and believed he would join him one day as a golf legend. Somehow he did it. Congrats to Rory on his second Masters and Green Jacket. Now the best European golfer ever.
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Both JD Vance and Marco Rubio are quietly pushing Trump for Hegseth to be removed. Mike Johnson has also expressed concerns with Hegseth. With Trump looking for a scapegoat for the disaster in Iran, will it be Pentagon Pete?
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"How does Dianna Russini always have the inside scoop on Mike Vrabel’s teams?"
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The Empire Strikes Back (1980) flips the tone of Star Wars completely, splitting the heroes, letting the story breathe, and ending on a note most blockbusters wouldn’t dare, which is why it still stands above the original.

What sequel to a film do you feel is better than the original?
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