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Anyone else still 0.0% interested in a foldable iPhone? Just me? Got it.
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So what happened? Are we just cool with kings now? Or were there no kings in the first place?
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I just heard the next version after macOS Tahoe will be macOS Fresno. I think that’s a terrible idea.
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While we are assuming, I’m going to assume Google intentionally does things like this:
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I miss the days when people could just disagree.
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Anyone else given up (or ready to,) on their Apple Watch? I had a Series 2, then a Series 4. Now I need a new battery. I'm just not sure if I want to stay in this upgrade cycle anymore: new watch, new battery, new watch, new battery, every year or two...
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Serious inquiry: why such tremendous resistance to gun registration in the face of senseless gun violence? I happily register my car & my business. I happily jump through all the hoops of insurance, driver license, underwriting, medical screenings…
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Parenting isn’t hard. GOOD parenting is hard. Sh*tty parenting is easy.
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Do I remember when I joined Twitter? Nope! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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SERIOUSLY, @boxsupport? I need a paid account just to enable MFA? You have GOT to be kidding me. I hope it doesn't take a breach to kill this poorly thought out policy. List of free accounts I have which do NOT require $$ for basic security: @Dropbox @yahoomail @DocuSign @gmail
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I don’t check my privilege. It’s in my carry-on baggage.
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Today’s youth will never ever know the THRILL of finding ‘adult content’ hidden in the bushes in the creek behind Charlie’s house in Cupertino in the late ‘80’s.
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Peter Reilly retweeted
Steelers Nation, you know what to do. Retweet this for my guy, @CamHeyward. He deserves your support. #WPMOYChallenge  Heyward #WPMOYChallenge  Heyward #WPMOYChallenge  Heyward #WPMOYChallenge  Heyward #WPMOYChallenge  Heyward #WPMOYChallenge  Heyward #WPMOYChallenge  Heyward
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The kids want me to spend real money to buy fake money (Robux) which is already a tough pill to swallow AND my real money is already pretty much fake (Mastercard). Merry Christmas!
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So am I going to just continue quoting Adam Sandler and Chris Farley movies from the 90s and referencing Pulp Fiction until I die? I don’t see this subsiding anytime soon…
DEAR AUTOCORRECT: I don’t mean ‘ducks’. I DON’T EVER MEAN DUCKS.
Peter Reilly retweeted
RT like for the chance to win an autographed @_TJWatt Color Rush jersey 🔥 If you’re not the lucky winner, you can shop the Color Rush collection at the @SteelersShop ⤵️
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: I am a HUGE fan of @elonmusk and what he is doing at @Tesla, @SpaceX, and even (gasp!) @Twitter
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Grabbed some SWEET, SUGAR LOVIN’ from Cute Cakes in Escondido this week, and hand-delivered them to some clients and friends all over the southland. DELISH!! @ Cute Cakes Bakery & Café instagram.com/p/CFlK39eAaxpt…

Time for my bi-annual Twitter update. "Hi"