Every year is our year
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11 Sep 2023
How cruel the end of summer is met by the beauty of Carrie Underwood returning to grace America with her presence on Sunday Night Football. With the death of Summer comes the rebirth of Football just like the phoenix we begin anew with a clean slate awaiting our final desination
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Hard day at the office calls for double fisting work beers. Might step out for a fridge cig in a few
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Really glad my school installed central air just for it to be remote controlled by a guy whose office is out of the building so when we have a heat wave we still have the heat on because he never switched it and he doesn’t check his email or office phone
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Scoring a goal with this and then shotgunning all 12 beers
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Anyone else taking work off to watch Skip Bayless clown Stephen A on first take tomorrow? This is espns Super Bowl
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Thank you Twitter for promoting amazing tweets!
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The Dallas Cowboys just signed an absolute monster
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This is a wild tweet. Why would anyone say “The Celtics ownership could look at the inside of a firearm this summer” for no reason
Apr 10
The Celtics could look at trading Jayson Tatum or Jaylen Brown for Giannis Antetokounmpo this summer, per @sam_amick
"If they get bounced in the 2nd round... they're gonna look at the landscape."
(Via @RunItBackFDTV)
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I’m in need of help, I think I’m lost! I have tickets to The Masters and I’ve been driving around Augusta Maine for the past 3 hours looking for the golf course. Does anyone know where I need to go? Is there some hidden entrance in not seeing?
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A tradition unlike any other
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The Dallas cowboys will win the Super Bowl this year!
April fools! They still suck
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FUCK YOU NEBRASKA ALL YOUR CORNFIELDS BELONG TO IOWA NOW
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This is what March is all about! Go Hawkeyes!
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This is March
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I need advice filling out my March madness bracket but I don’t want to be a loser and ask AI for help. @NotJimmyCooks who wins this matchup?
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Season is officially over. On to 2027
Mar 12
Cowboys release QB Will Grier. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Part of why I hate the Red Sox. I would’ve ignored this if they never changed the ketchup and mustard but that awakened the demon in me and now I can’t ignore anything from this horrible organization
It's honestly pretty funny that some franchises spend decades trying to produce one (1) true home grown superstar and the Red Sox just can't stop pumping them out but also have no interest in keeping any of them
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This is massive news! Really made my day a million times better
Nearly 30 years later, ‘Small Soldiers’ co-writer Adam Rifkin confirms the Gorgonites did make it back to Gorgon.
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The Dallas Cowboys have been an imminent threat to winning the Super Bowl for 30 years
Mar 3
Iran has been an imminent threat to the United States for 47 years.
The president was right to act.
Community note
Nothing can be “imminent” for 47 years.
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/imm…
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Or the guy who can’t be racist because he collects MLK jr “memorabilia” and has close black friends
Feb 6
Or the guy who helped turn $6M into $444M for Kobe. Or the guy who runs the most successful small food and beverage VC firm in the country. Or the guy who has a multimillion dollar collection. Doesn’t seem like that guy would know what he was talking about!
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