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🚨🚨🚨 OH MY GOD 🚨🚨🚨
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Michelle Wu and the WOKE left have added bike lanes to Fenway Park 😡
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Huge get.
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John Henry at the Sports Business Awards last night: "When I arrived in Boston 25 years ago, I was told, 'If you win the World Series in Boston, you'll never have to buy another drink in this town. It doesn't actually work that way.’” (via @ChrisCotillo)
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He's so crazzzzzzzy! Love him!!!
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BREAKING NEWS: Jim Furyk will be captain for the United States at the 2027 Ryder Cup in Ireland. (via @APNews)
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heard the home team was playing…
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Replying to @NotJimmyCooks
This scene is canon now
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Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school
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I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center
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ALT What Is This, A Center For Ants?! - Ben Stiller As Zoolander GIF

9 beers. 9 dogs. 9 innings. Citi Field 2026. 🍺🌭👉 bit.ly/40GLGkR
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for the annual review @petigs
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Served in honor of Mr. Rory McIlroy The Masters Champions Dinner menu is set 🍽️ 📸: @TheMasters
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Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest St. Patrick’s Day video on the Internet.

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This is @MikeStewaht
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best friends!
Business meeting.
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And now a presentation from Payton Tolle:
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If I see Grillo skiing down Common st im hitting him with my car
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that’s family 🤞
Ohhh to be a harbor seal with his rubber duckie! 🥹💛🦆 This rubber duckie is both cute purposeful enrichment for Reggae! It adds variety to his playtime by introducing an item that isn’t usually part of his environment.
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The Roman Anthony of Trucks
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heading to jersey mikes
Sub-six-minute mile pace uphill on skis: #WinterOlympics SPEED. 🔥
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