Laisse-moi faire c'que j'fais de mieux. J'continuerai mes conneries jusqu'à c'qu'ils m'prennent au sérieux.

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"Nobody ever became a Jedi by spending their lives reading Wookiepedia" #Genius jpetazzo.github.io/orchestra…

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Dans la serie"toujours plus en Amérique du nord" (dedicace à @miamologue), je trouvais que mon yaourt goûtait la crème fraîche ce matin... et oui, le pot de yaourt est à 11% de matière grasses.
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31 May 2025
GPT-6 will have the intelligence to open a bakery instead of doing a PhD
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25 May 2025
Claude 4 just refactored my entire codebase in one call. 25 tool invocations. 3,000 new lines. 12 brand new files. It modularized everything. Broke up monoliths. Cleaned up spaghetti. None of it worked. But boy was it beautiful.
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The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.
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Les 10 erreurs les communes quand vous souhaitez perdre du poids :
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3 May 2025
incredible how pretty much the entire github homepage is useless
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This is Dino. He saw you with that hot dog bun. Tried to get away but tripped over his own ears. 12/10 he has a family
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Dédicace a @miamologue pour le sandwich a 2,080 calories 🤣
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God is always with us .
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Coming back to PHP after years in the JavaScript ecosystem
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Never leaving this place
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"I built a SAAS in 3 days with 0 coding knowledge using AI. Developers are obsolete." Their project:
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It’s over
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So @OpenAI credits expire after one year. The new dashboard does not show this information, and it triggers the auto-reload policy even if you have not used their product (API) for one year. And the helpdesk does not answer. Seriously, @sama, this is shady AF.

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Ubisoft, you failed me on this one.
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I truly believe that this is one of the hardest problems in software: How do you bubble up errors in a system so that the user can see them, make sense of them, and knows what to do? It's so hard and I've bumped into it in nearly every project I worked.
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Le petit-déjeuner n'est pas forcément le repas le important de la journée mais il est parfois trop sucré ou trop gras pour tenir toute la matinée. Voici quelques pistes pour le réequilibrer. Et toi, t'es plutôt salé 🍳 ou sucré 🥐 ?
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