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John Splett retweeted
HEY DUMBURGER. IF YOU FINISHED 2ND GRADE YOU’D KNOW YOU CAN'T LOWER BY 600%. MAX IS 100%. I.E. YOUR APPROVAL DROPPED BY 100%. YOUR CANKLES GREW BY 100%. YOU'RE 100% IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. YOUR SPEECH WAS 100% LOCO. YOU'RE 100% SCUMMIER & DUMBER THAN ME. --GCN (C IS FOR CALCULUS.)
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John Splett retweeted
WAIT. HOLD up. You're telling me @MAGAMilf42069DD isn't really a Christian 1A 2A Trump fangirl but instead is a shitposting, chainsmoking Macedonian incel? Get OUT.
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This is gold. Watch trump’s representative to the United Nations Mike Waltz get absolutely OWNED by the representative from Cuba for being the stupid fucking disrespectful MAGA dipshit that he is. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This happened in the last 24 hours and I have not seen it on cable TV news once.
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John Splett retweeted
Kristi Noem been real quiet ever since this dropped
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So you don’t want: - lower homicide rates - lower gun death rates - lower taxes for working families - lower maternal mortality rates - higher GDP - higher wages - higher life expectancy - free pre-kindergarten - free community college - free school meals - And total domination in every major industry. Time for a bathroom break, Nance.
11 Jul 2025
Don't California my South Carolina.
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John Splett retweeted
Kids running from tear gas, crying on the phone because their mother was just taken from the fields. Trump calls me “Newscum” — but he’s the real scum.

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29 Jun 2025
Two idiot @BlackSabbath fans in front of the waternill that started it all. @Mrjimflorentine and I took a 2 hour Uber ride to take pics in front of the barn from the first Sabbath album.
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John Splett retweeted
I seem to remember a clip just like this that got shared a billion times during the Biden era.
8 Jun 2025
President Trump stumbles while attempting to board Air Force One
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John Splett retweeted
That fall popped all his neck rolls out and everything. Tough day.
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He won’t finish his term.
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Dark Brandon works in mysterious ways ;) (WAAAAAAAAIT for it) #DonaldTrump
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8 Jun 2025
President Trump stumbles while attempting to board Air Force One
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John Splett retweeted
Greatest press conference of all-time.
That exact moment @PatriciaEguino stopped the Proud Boy’s press conference. #FreedomCorner #J6
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John Splett retweeted
23 May 2025
Here is a list of just a few of the things Trump doesn’t understand: Business Economy Trade Federal Law National Security English Monetary Policy Stock Markets U.S. Constitution Tax Policy Federal Spending History Current Events Object Permanence Oath of Office Religion Mirrors
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John Splett retweeted
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up. What’s most clear to me tonight is that this is just the beginning, that Americans across this country, no matter their title or party, are ready to be heard. I believe that history will show we rose to meet this moment. It will show we did not let the chaos and division go unanswered. It will show that when our president chose to spread lies and sow fear, we chose to come together, to work together, and to rise together.
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In an act of bravery reminiscent of the acts of courage that periodically occurred in 1930s Germany, this happened at the Kennedy Center. 🙌🙏💪👏👊👇
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I have cancelled my upcoming book event at The Kennedy Center due to the egregious firing of staff by the new administration.
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President Trump’s simpering fealty to Vladimir Putin and Russia is embarrassing and dangerous. Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
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