This Senator says, I think correctly, that Americans aren't reproducing at replacement rates. Okay, but how did we get here? A multifactor analysis:

Diane Yap is the Nurse Patsy of Climate Warriors

This woman's family tree is a bush

This woman is completely punchable

We would be asking Congress, the body that has given up all its power to actually do something for health and well-being of the Republic. Yeah no, not gonna happen.

Hey @amazon where is my pharmacy order? Doc called it in 5 days ago, and you don't even have a record of receiving it.

Got the wrecker on speed dial.

Volunteer work cannot be transformative for the volunteer unless it's done out of humility and a sense of service. That said, people who rely on the state for their sustenance should work 40 hours in some community service to obtain benefits.

I have argued for this since 1994.

Hey @TheXMatriarch and @GiffLasta What do you think is the natural result of this? Husband tells wife she's beautiful. Wife tells the husband he's blind and can't tell that she's not.

Who is this old lady and why is she yelling incoherently?

This woman needs to be in jail. But Glguys like @austinmmonteiro think this is okay, because God forbid we piss off the psychotic Left in CT.

80% chance Netanyahu manages to sabotage this "peace deal" before Friday. By any means necessary. The very last thing Israel can afford right now is peace.

Jail.

Amazon Pharmacy sucks. My insurance company is forcing me to use it, and my doc reluctantly sent in the script. Amazon STILL doesn't have a record receiving it. FOR A SCRIPT SENT IN FOUR FUCKING DAYS AGO Get your shit together.

Can't trust that guy. Ever

🚨 THREAD: What do Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, John Bolton, and Elaine Chao have in common? They were all paid by a Marxist-Islamist Iran group that was designated as terrorist until 2012. No, this is not a joke. Mojahedin-e-Khalq (MEK) was founded by leftist Islamists to oppose the western-backed Pahlavi, and participated in his 1979 overthrow. Khomeini barred MEK afterwards. MEK was implicated in multiple bombings, including that of Americans, and remained an openly armed group until 2003. Since they got de-listed as a terrorist organization in 2012 on procedural grounds, MEK and their fronts have been actively recruiting US politicians selling themselves as a moderate alternative to Khomeini. But RAND Corporation says MEK meets the qualifications for a cult, citing criteria such as forcing their members to work 16 hour days and forced divorces. Polls of the Iranian-American community shows that they do NOT accept Rajavi, MeK's leader, as legitimate, with a 46-point net disapproval - numbers nearly as bad as the existing regime. As Pence's former Chief of Staff, Marc Short, has already weighed against Trump deal, it's helpful to recall this. Receipts below. As always, patience as I pull the thread together.👇

Okay I laffed

I wonder if it was his actual son, or his wife's boyfriend's son

It really doesn’t matter who won the sportball championship… They were going to destroy everything anyway.

The hole that a butcher created now smells like rotting flesh with shit smeared into it.