Tucson, AZ born and raised. Cubs DBacks fan
Joined December 2014
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caruso is like evil caillou
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He gave the dog 3 seconds to voluntarily leave his house ๐
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girls 2 days before blocking u on everything
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May 13
My mom fell and hit her head last night. I texted my dad this morning asking for an update and this is what happenedโฆ
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205 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence.
Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate.
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Apr 28
yes i am still flyers fan i just lost my password again just founfd it it was fortunecookie1
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Apr 27
Mr Bean is just built different
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I used to cyber sext over AOL instant messenger because I AIM to please.
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People: "You don't have kids, you can sleep in on weekends"
My cat at 5 a.m.:
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Apr 17
90โs dads were like โ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day โ
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Apr 11
Sorry Iโm late for the custody hearing, there were no clocks in the casino.
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