Retired hockey player turned umpire, snow geek who likes to run coastal paths but needs to get fitter. 99.9% human 0.1% bionic
Joined November 2008
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Jun 14
England ladies need change and change fast. The skill on the pitch vs actual performance is shocking.
Did we just see a full time professional hockey athlete chuck an overhead about 10m, over one player, to a central midfield player just outside their own 25?! (Who then lost it)
What the actual…
England women, you have to laugh or you’ll cry
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Apr 10
Save Southwick Hockey Club
& our community Astroturf - Sign the Petition! c.org/qsYG4zX5jZ via @UKChange
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Apr 10
Save Southwick Hockey Club
& our community Astroturf - Sign the Petition! c.org/qsYG4zX5jZ via @UKChange
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12 Aug 2025
Embarrassing from one of the best funded programmes in the World.
Two over funded programmes crashing out in the groups.
Serious questions need asking, sure @MemEnglandhokey will prompt the debate.
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28 May 2025
Weather forecast for Sfântu Gheorghe (Municipiu Sfântu Gheorghe) from the Met Office weather app. Thu 29 May: Mist, a day high of 4°C, night low of -2°C. @metoffice think you need to find a new provider, certainly hasn't been snowing this week nor -2, just rather wet!!!
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11 Mar 2025
If this gets thru a number of clubs will be folding unless there are clear benefits.
11 Mar 2025
England hockey club membership ——Clubs trying their hardest — new membership cost takes club cost from £5k to £10k next season for no real tangible benefit bar a few online courses.
Use your AGM vote carefully @EnglandHockey @MemEnglandhokey @TheHockeyPaper
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28 Feb 2025
The worst thing is this was clearly premeditated. It was a trap. Trump and Vance deliberately wanted to humiliate Zelensky. They wanted to make him grovel in the Oval Office to make Putin and their MAGA base happy. Utter scum.
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20 Jul 2024
You are talking to a scammer, they are only looking for ways to part you from your money. Try @TUIUK.
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11 Feb 2024
Amongst all the nonsense being spouted about football’s proposed blue card, how refreshing to see a proper journalist taking the time to understand how other sports do it. This from Martin Samuel in the @thetimes
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🇬🇧🏑 Huge match for Great Britain!
If the women's team beat Belgium they will make it to the Paris Olympics... if they lose, they go into a 3rd/4th place play-off.
Watch now on @BBCiPlayer, Red Button and the BBC Sport app ⬇️
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8 Oct 2023
Old Georgians earned a place in the EHL FINAL8 for the first time as they won a heated battle against the Waterloo Ducks 3-2 in Barcelona.
#ehlko16
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23 Jun 2023
Unfortunately, this is a trate of @wearesilvahomes.
A very helpful person at @BracknellForest has recorded the issue. Someone is going to clear it up. While I'm grateful, this is an expense that should be recovered from @wearesilvahomes , not the council tax payers. Where else is this happening...
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16 Jun 2023
#bracknellforest you are the ones who approved the works and granted a permit. Therefore, you need to enforce and ensure the works are being completed in an appropriate manner. It is not the responsibility of the resident.
16 Jun 2023
If you have any complaint to City fibre, please use the link cityfibre.com/help-support
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10 Jun 2023
Here’s a rousing new 🎶 version of the convict folk classic “Botany Bay” adapted as a cheerio to @BorisJohnson.
If you like it, you can show your appreciation by pre-ordering our NEW SINGLE out next Friday for #RefugeeWeek called “See Your Face Again”
👉 orcd.co/seeyourface
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27 Mar 2023
I hope they were jagerbombs 😉
But seriously 45 shots!!
25 Mar 2023
Our umpire has just bought us 45 shots. Other umpires take note.
Also @SE_HockeyUK we beat Surrey Spartans 7-0, please change the incorrect score.
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25 Mar 2023
Our umpire has just bought us 45 shots. Other umpires take note.
Also @SE_HockeyUK we beat Surrey Spartans 7-0, please change the incorrect score.
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