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noé 🦦⚞•⚟ ⁴ ⁸¹ retweeted
i think it’s really funny how other sports get goggles for champagne sprays when they win championships but f1 drivers just spray that shit directly into eachother’s eyes every weekend
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HUH?
TRADE: We’ve acquired defenceman Emil Andrae, goaltender Samuel Ersson and a third-round selection in the 2026 NHL Draft from the Philadelphia Flyers in exchange for goaltender Joseph Woll and defenceman Simon Benoit
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noé 🦦⚞•⚟ ⁴ ⁸¹ retweeted
Happy birthday wonderful
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noé 🦦⚞•⚟ ⁴ ⁸¹ retweeted
day sixty of no sharks hockey so i sent collin graf to the nether
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noé 🦦⚞•⚟ ⁴ ⁸¹ retweeted
PSA:
We don’t need to trade William Eklund. It’s better to keep him tbh
In 2 years (and possibly as soon as the back half of the next season) this will be devastating for teams to deal with:
Cherny-Mack-Smith
Stenberg-Misa-Eklund
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noé 🦦⚞•⚟ ⁴ ⁸¹ retweeted
draft order pissed me off so i put the league in jail
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noé 🦦⚞•⚟ ⁴ ⁸¹ retweeted
Jun 15
NBA teams full of men of color with significantly more to lose have turned down White House visits for years. The same year the Penguins visited Trump, the Warriors refused. I’m tired of the preemptive apologia that the Canes will go when they win but only because they have to.
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this is so unfair but at least we FINALLY have some fucking info
BREAKING
Here is the PWHL Draft order:
1. Vancouver Goldeneyes
2. Seattle Torrent
3. PWHL Detroit
4. PWHL San Jose
5. PWHL Las Vegas
6. PWHL Hamilton
7. New York Sirens
8. Toronto Sceptres
9. Minnesota Frost
10. Boston Fleet
11. Ottawa Charge
12. Montréal Victoire
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noé 🦦⚞•⚟ ⁴ ⁸¹ retweeted
BREAKING
Here is the PWHL Draft order:
1. Vancouver Goldeneyes
2. Seattle Torrent
3. PWHL Detroit
4. PWHL San Jose
5. PWHL Las Vegas
6. PWHL Hamilton
7. New York Sirens
8. Toronto Sceptres
9. Minnesota Frost
10. Boston Fleet
11. Ottawa Charge
12. Montréal Victoire
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noé 🦦⚞•⚟ ⁴ ⁸¹ retweeted
5 Mar 2025
IL EXISTE QU'UNE CAPITAINE CLUTCH
THERE'S ONLY ONE CAPTAIN CLUTCH
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noé 🦦⚞•⚟ ⁴ ⁸¹ retweeted
Jun 15
Thinking about how everyone says the iPads are hard to use and macklin uses them like the easiest things in the world 😭😭
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noé 🦦⚞•⚟ ⁴ ⁸¹ retweeted
1️⃣1️⃣ days until Draft Day.
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