always trying to one up some rule from the Bible idk

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Art by Alex de Marcos
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She never would’ve guessed niggas would be bagging up crack to this.
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‘It’s a Hard Knock Life’ Allison Smith in 1982
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men be like i know a spot and its bald
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do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright
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Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this
Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.
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another knight
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the world’s first male lesbian
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honest to god how are they even real
In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.
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RT @kramerposts: not sure if anyone will ever beat this two-tweet combo
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One puff off a Temu vape and my brother's cilantro soap gene got patched.
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RT @metalure: what are you even supposed to do in that situation
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Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime
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slob on my knob sponge on my bob I’m Mr Krabs come do your job
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i told the line i needed an "appysauce" for an order and my boss replied "no age regressing at work" im actually ending it all oh my god
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If you need a name for your game: ___ fall ___ bound ___ gate
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BRÖTHER MAY I HAVE SOME SEED
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By Roger Haus
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i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.
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