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Now if you put an oil drum with a hinged lid and some coconuts in the ground...
His name isnโ€™t ratatouille his name is Remy the ratatouille is the food he makes heโ€™s not named after the food he has his own name and itโ€™s Remy and the humanโ€™s name isnโ€™t ratatouille either his name is actually Linguine which is crazy because he IS named after a food but his na
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Being American must be fucking wild
The UFC is doing a very clever thing: they have given each fighter an honor guard that includes a medal of honor recipient, which means every service member must salute as the fighter walks past
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The most fragile fan base in the history of any sport.
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This was me
so happy for that scottish fan who told me he only smokes when he drinks and that hed probably had 80 darts in the last three days
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๐Ÿšจ Rangers have agreed a deal to appoint Hearts manager Derek McInnes as their new head coach. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Danny Rรถhl has agreed a deal to become RB Salzburg's new manager. (Source: @FabrizioRomano) That means since Hearts came so close to winning the Scottish Premiership last season, Rangers have signed their captain Lawrence Shankland and now appointed their manager Derek McInnes.
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@ibroxmassive is this real or did I dream it last night
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Lovely stuff.
The list of teams Dick Advocaat has managed is genuinely ridiculous. 1980โ€“1984 DSVP 1987 Netherlands Women 1987โ€“1989 HFC Haarlem 1989โ€“1991 SVV 1991โ€“1992 Dordrecht 1992โ€“1994 Netherlands 1994โ€“1998 PSV 1998โ€“2001 Rangers 2002โ€“2004 Netherlands 2004โ€“2005 Borussia Mรถnchengladbach 2005 United Arab Emirates 2005โ€“2006 South Korea 2006โ€“2009 Zenit Saint Petersburg 2009โ€“2010 Belgium 2009โ€“2010 AZ 2010โ€“2012 Russia 2012โ€“2013 PSV 2013โ€“2014 AZ 2014 Serbia 2015 Sunderland 2016โ€“2017 Fenerbahรงe 2017 Netherlands 2017โ€“2018 Sparta Rotterdam 2018โ€“2019 Utrecht 2019โ€“2021 Feyenoord 2021 Iraq 2022โ€“2023 ADO Den Haag 2024โ€“2026 Curaรงao
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RT @ketaminedrams: Came home steaming from a wedding, misplaced my glasses and in a drunken panic settled on watching the game in my prescโ€ฆ
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Dear @Tesco , I recently bought some apple turnovers from you. Every time I sit down to enjoy one with a cup of tea, this appearsโ€ฆ Can you advise? Regards, A concerned customer.
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Nothing says World Cup more than lettuce
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How cutes ma wee nana? Her very first trip ootside Dundee an she's oan the tele, so prood
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my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice
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Off for a sleep before getting up to watch us stink out the joint and lose to Haiti
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Un hincha se quiso meter al partido entre USA y paraguay Pero no diro ni 1 segundo en la cancha Hasta el que graba le grito que era un pelotudo kjj

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I was out of work for almost the entire Scottish football season, yet Iโ€™ve ended up working a 6 day week at the start of the World Cup. Iโ€™m pretty much a Scotland goalkeeper (derogatory)
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Keir Starmer has resigned
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