• prettything maker ✂🧵• recycled parts inside 🫀♻️ •
Joined March 2009
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eyesonthepies retweeted
Jun 14
Five days until Juneteenth 🙌🏾
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Jun 13
Ha! I didn’t survive my mom’s detox diet of water, lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper for you to rewrite history
Jun 12
One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
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Jun 11
The worst to me are moms who want tips for getting their men to “help out” aka PARENT. No, he wasn’t an active dad with the 1st or 2nd, but she kept screwing him to have babies and reeeally needs help this time bc she’s overwhelmed! 😭
Jun 10
By far the most frustrating posts on the mom forum are when the SAHM’s ask about finances. I don’t really know what I was expecting, but a vast majority of their partners make less than 60K per year and they wonder why they can’t spend like the moms who are doctors and lawyers.
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Jun 10
Morals aside (🫠), we gotta lift Platner up and do whatever it takes to get rid of Susan Collins.
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Jun 10
Graham Platner couldn’t dig up a single POC to post up behind him for the victory speech? Womp womp.
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Jun 9
Having kids can accelerate this process if if you aren’t paying attention
Jun 7
once you turn 20 you have to fight everyday for the rest of your life to not lose your personality & spirit...bc what once came naturally to you will be exhausted into nothing if you don't actively Try. it's terrifyingly easy to become a lethargic, soulless adult
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Jun 9
I’m glad you asked. Yes, I do view it as a personal attack that I’ve never been called for jury duty.
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Jun 6
The stream of pardoned January 6ers going to prison for other crimes kinda feels like another take on final destination
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eyesonthepies retweeted
I'm being left behind by the AI revolution in the same way I was left behind when Heaven's Gate ascended to join the spaceship that was hiding behind a comet.
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eyesonthepies retweeted
May 16
you also need to be studying your *own* revealed preferences btw. Like why do I instinctively dress up a little more when I think X is coming? Why do i avoid mentioning to C when I hang out w D? Why do I tend to do <thing> when <seemingly unrelated thing> happens?
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eyesonthepies retweeted
May 14
Being black is weird bc u think u get used to all the racism but sometimes it just kinda like. Hits you. And now im holding back tears at work abt it
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Apr 30
When two of my middle schoolers challenged me to a typing race
Apr 29
Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂
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Apr 28
Also my fave 💕
9 Nov 2025
This is my collection of Toni Morrison novels, essays and writings about her. She’s my favorite writer, and I really wanted to share with anyone who’s interested in reading 📖
tinyurl.com/Ms-Morrison
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Apr 26
Sending love to my household and those of all the others who suffer 😔
Apr 23
i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die
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Apr 26
Trust has deteriorated so much that people can’t even take reports of a shooting involving the president at face value. It’s genuinely so sad.
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Apr 17
I love how Elon’s “news” feeds on here are completely filled with posts from whiny right wing faux conservatives misquoting the bible and preaching about anti woke nonsense. Very subtle algorithm shift, not transparent at all 🙄
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Apr 14
Honestly kind of freaked out that I have no idea what odd taste everyone on this thread is talking about 🤨
Apr 13
bad news the chicken I cooked for dinner has that weird undefinable too chicken-y flavor that fresh chicken has sometimes that makes it inedible and no one knows what I mean when I try to explain it
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