CPO and CoCollector @cocoloconft

Joined June 2013
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the most annoying rainbow refugee hand holding coca cola globalism slop anthem ever made and it’s simply poetic that the singer ended up getting charged with sexual assault
15 years later and FIFA still haven’t topped this World Cup anthem 😭
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Me the minute I’m back in JT’s groupchat

ALT remake highquality GIF

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You know what, HELL YEAH.
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>going to see the odyssey >order popcorn >worker asks if I want a themed bucket >I ask her if it’s Odyssey or Iliad >she doesn’t understand > I pull out a chart explaining what is Odyssey and what is Iliad >she laughs, “it’s a good bucket sir” >get themed bucket >it’s Iliad
First look at the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for ‘THE ODYSSEY’.
Community note
The Trojan horse is not mentioned in the Iliad, which ends before the sack of Troy. The primary literary tradition for the Trojan horse is the Aeneid. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Ho

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The worst thing about streaming platforms is that every classic album defaults to the Super Deluxe or Anniversary edition. All stuffed with outtakes, demos, and remixes. Just give me the album as it was originally released.
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In about 3 months from now, we are going to find out that the private equity firm that owns this brand of black label pineapples knew their product was approaching its expiration date and would be removed from Costco’s shelves. So, in order to avoid the losses, they created a viral, guerilla marketing campaign to go into the ghettos across the US and popularize Kool Aid Pineapples as a way to sell their rapidly expiring product. Netflix will make a movie about it next year. It will be called Pineapple Hustle.
finally did it cornered every single pineapple jar at my local costco cleared the entire shelf, twice, asked the manager if there was more in the back, there was, got that too not releasing a single unit until every hood in america is contaminated with koolaid pineapple fiends, this is a cultural mission, i am the supply 15 years hold minimum, this is generational wealth if you understand the vision
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Cette idĂ©e repose sur un faux narratif : celui selon lequel le gouvernement gĂšre efficacement CHAQUE DOLLAR que vous lui confiez. « S'il manque d'argent, c'est la faute des riches! » Ce ne serait donc pas la faute des fiascos informatiques, des milliards versĂ©s en subventions aux entreprises, de l'explosion des coĂ»ts de la fonction publique ou encore des dĂ©passements de coĂ»ts dans les projets d'infrastructure. Le problĂšme n'est pas que le gouvernement manque d'argent. Le problĂšme, c'est qu'il en dĂ©pense trop. Taxer davantage les riches ne rĂšgle en rien cette rĂ©alitĂ©. Si Mme Trottier veut VRAIMENT aider la population avec son argent, qu'elle investisse dans des start ups, oĂč se lance dans la philanthropie. Quelle dilapide sa richesse et consacre sa vie Ă  aider les plus dĂ©munis. Mais qu'elle arrĂȘte de pousser un faux narratif.
Place publique Ă  Claire Trottier | Taxer les riches : une idĂ©e solide et rigoureuse lapresse.ca/dialogue/opinion

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We make your tax rate your body fat percentage
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Replying to @growing_daniel
There aren't a ton of screaming children in 3 michelin star restaurants. Just saying
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ALT Confused What The Hell GIF by NETFLIX

The World Economic Forum Is Stealing Your Steak. WEF Dr. Matthew Liao: We will engineer MEAT ALLERGIES using Lone Star Ticks. YOU CAN'T EAT BEEF ANYMORE.
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May 13
Cmon people, this is gold. 10k likes now
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May 13
How life feels after you only click Bradley Cooper Limitless memes on Instagram for five days and now have a perfect algorithm
I’ve only clicked Bradley Cooper Limitless memes on Instagram for five days and now have a perfect algorithm.
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Stephen Colbert prepping for his interview with Obama.

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À l’image des partis traditionnels qui promettent inlassablement depuis 30 ans de rĂ©former le modĂšle quĂ©bĂ©cois .

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Replying to @CFrechette
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😂😂😂
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imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a meal (waiting 9 years) and before they bring out your entree the waiter comes over and tells you to pay the bill for a dessert you haven't ordered yet.
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Yeah I’m not doing this for 30 years
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