The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

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The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

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I've never played a CDPR game I didn't like, shut up bitch, I doubt you've ever played a CDPR game to begin with

Grummz

@Grummz

Witcher 4 is fucked. They just posted this today, banging the drum for DEI in 2026. This has been a disastrous road for games and the world to follow for the past 10 years. Now they are hiding replies.

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 15

Elon sharing Garandthumbupass videos 😂 stupidest timeline

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 15

This is what the kids call Aura

Tatsuya Ishida

@TatsuyaIshida9

Jun 14

Re-imagining Villains 184

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 15

You're retarded if you don't know Biscuits and Gravy is Top Tier

🎄DEΛRG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@Dearg_Gosling

Jun 14

Americans glorifying this dish are the same people who would shit their diapers if the exact same food was English

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 15

You can absolutely cook sandwiches and it often improves them

Chris @BaileyStan12

Jun 14

One of the most baffling responses I've seen from Americans to this is "cook your food". This is a sandwich, you don't cook a sandwich.

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Reuben. Grilled cheese. Croque Monsieur. Monte Cristo. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_sa… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grilled_c… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_mo… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monte_Cri…

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 14

You can say whatever you want about the Vietnam Commies, the Khmer Rouge had to be stopped and the rest of the world just sat around with their thumbs up their ass

The Name of War

@TheNameofWar

Jun 13

"What will Jane Fonda think of you now?" A 1978 poster about the Vietnamese invasion of Cambodia

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 14

The Germans didn't even have gyro stabilizers on their tanks lmao meanwhile our car factories were churning out gyro stabilized tanks by the thousands

Kragehul II @KampfgruppeKrag

Jun 13

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 14

First battleships with computer controlled fires, strategic bombers, portable suns

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 14

Twenty minutes into Wisconsin and I'll find twenty different cheddar produces making superior cheese to anything in "Britain"

Dan Gliebitz @RealDanGliebitz

Jun 14

It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.

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An American-made cheddar cheese was named the best cheddar cheese by the most recent World Cheese Awards in Bern, Switzerland. gff.co.uk/for-producers/… gff.co.uk/directory/prod…

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 14

The Burger at the Billy Goat in Chicago is one of the worst burgers I've ever eaten and it absolutely shits on this

𝑵𝑼𝑳𝑳 @EightDollarPint

Jun 14

Big ups to the cheese and onion cob

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 14

Regardless of whether or not he's bullshitting because he plans to bypass the UK estate taxes, my wife and I firmly intend to leave as much to our kids as possible. Generational wealth has to start somewhere.

👑 J³ABz👑

@Jabz_CFC

Jun 13

Daniel Craig's daughter won't receive a large inheritance from her dad, as he finds inheritances "distasteful" and does not "want to leave great sums to the next generation." He told Insider, "My philosophy is to get rid of it or give it away before you go."

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 14

At some point the British started making food because of the rationing during the Blitz and then just never stopped...

Largacty3 𓅃 @largacty3

Jun 13

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 13

Says I watch too many movies But thinks the scene from Fury with the Tiger is a documentary

Kubus-Sc7 @Kubus_Sc7

Jun 13

Replying to @pipe_johnny @LuckyLombardo1 @thx1138_v2 @Outtolunch237 @WardoftheStates

You watched too many hollywood movies, its insane, lol

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The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 13

History is full of smaller, less resourced militaries defeated armies with more man power and resources. The wehrmacht isn't among them, because they got their shit pushed in within 6 years of starting the war.

Hugo @hugodeboss1

Jun 13

Replying to @tard29091

The Wehrmacht was the greatest military in the history of warfare. Any criticism to the contrary is rooted in political correctness over the racial policies of the NSDAP. These delusions fuel defeat after defeat for the US Military and they have to go

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The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 12

You were 2 when Obama was elected.

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Brilyn Hollyhand

@BrilynHollyhand

Jun 10

We loathed Obama like you loathed Trump. Except we loathed Obama because he loathed America. You loathe Trump because you loathe America.

Cliff Bleszinski

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Cliff Bleszinski

@therealcliffyb

Jun 7

SO yeah, E-day looks great, amazing feature set, great tech improvements - and, most importantly - looks like it has heart. On top of all sorts of insane violence and destruction. Now get off my fucking lawn already!

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The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 8

If Halo: Combat Evolved was released today you dipshits would be complaining about the Master Chief getting sassed and taking orders from a woman with a fuck ass bob cut and A Cups

Grummz

@Grummz

Jun 7

Look at what they took from us. They murdered her face. Halo Campaign Evolved

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#FREEHVNZBERRY

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#FREEHVNZBERRY @HvNzBerry

Jun 8

“woke this, woke that” how about you wake up next to a bitch for once

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The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 8

Shut the fuck up, tourist

Zak

@34kInferno

Jun 7

Replying to @Mangalawyer

Imagine fighting in the post apocalyptic battlefield against jacked monsters, and also having to look after the foid who thinks she can fight too. I know in the game she’ll be just as strong as the men, but in real life she definitely wouldn’t. Women don’t belong in the army.

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The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 7

All this talk about who is and isn't christian and I'm over here like, why TF is the Secretary of Defense worrying about religious designations, go do your fucking job bro

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq

The Return of Johnny Pipe, MD, PhD, Esq @pipe_johnny

Jun 7

I'll defend your right to be mormon but I'm still gonna make fun of mormonism because that shit is crazy