Yelling nonsense into the F1 comedy void since 2007
Joined May 2009
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Horner trying to put his arm round Geri like a drunk 16 year old at the school disco trying to get off with the girl he's had his eye on since the 3rd grade who's secretly a lesbian #SaudiArabianGP📷
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I don't know what's more depressing: the whole Horner debacle or the fact I'm sympathetic with a wife beater trying to get rid of him #SaudiArabianGP📷
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Geri Halliwell very much rocking the Lidl Princess Leia look #SaudiArabianGP📷
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Aston should get a good result here, I reckon
#F1Sprint #BelgianGP
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Remember when Bernie said that all race tracks should be indoors? They said he was mad. Now they just say he's a c
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I've seen jet-skiers refuse to compete in easier conditions than this #F1Sprint #BelgianGP
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I'm really glad I rushed home from the world sock drawer organising championship for this
#f1 #HungarianGP #SkyF1
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Here's a radical idea: forget track limits completely. Fuck it: faster over the kerb, across the grass, via the gravel? I'd pay to see that; If it's the fastest way everyone will do it & it's a level playing field. Has to be better than this frigging Bingo red card bollocks
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Actually the shepherd's pie analogy is a good one for the Sky F1 commentary. I fucking *hate* shepherd's pie
#skyf1 #f1 #HungarianGP
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FML this commentary. When will it stop? How long is Sky's contract for? "End the suffering!!!!"
#skyf1 #f1 #HungarianGP
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