no one can comprehend what goes on under the sun // head of ops @piratewires 🏴‍☠️

Joined December 2020
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oh well, i’m sure there are other things going on today in the “abundance” space, like for example their pet mamdani’s world cup ticket lottery, which is super cool
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americans go to europe to get skinny. europeans come to america to delightedly guzzle unlimited coke zero. "it's free!" "you paid for it." "once!"
On today’s episode of, “The European mind cannot comprehend this”…..
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"oh shit they just released mafia ep 2"
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MAFIA EP 002
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mafia episode two is live: palmer luckey, bryan johnson, and dylan field take on the town. let's see if trae's as good at sniffing liars out as he is at manipulating cherished friends into murdering the angel.
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MAFIA EP 002
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sf rapper complaining he can't even do drive-bys anymore because of @Flock_Safety. naturally, anti-flock vandalism is picking up across the country. and there's this site deflock that is mapping cameras and supplying pro-crime city council talking points to activists.
One of the most prolific criminals in all of San Francisco tells @adam22 that “crime in San Francisco is over with” because of Flock cameras drones. He complains that he can’t even do drivebys anymore. It’s simple: when the risk of getting caught is too high, crime plummets.
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my leto ii theory of the dead internet is that it only exists so we might, eventually, live again
We believe that this document is fully AI-generated pangram.com/history/5fdce829…
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Upon reflection, I should've told them to listen to the Goop podcast, where these issues are excellently addressed.
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you do not have to analyze why mafia was a hit. no one is going to hurt you if just enjoy the show.
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on the bright side typos are proof of work now
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we sat 12 tech legends around a table and played a game of mafia. watch the full first episode on x —
MAFIA EP 001
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good tennis at claremont mckenna for the father-son nationals
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RT @reihan: I'm eager to see what comes from COGE. If the commission reflects a wide range of perspectives, and doesn't rule out approaches…
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This take from the @PirateWires Daily 👇

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tennis is the most beautiful sport and it’s not really close
NOVAK DJOKOVIC HITS AN AROUND THE NET POST WINNER AT ROLAND GARROS. 39 years old and still doing things like this. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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unfortunately the luce, ferrari's new glassy ev, is not beautiful by the standards of ferrari
The new Ferrari is beautiful for what it is. It’s just, that kind of aesthetic is over. A new world awaits.
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pirate wires internship is very sick honestly:

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Hosting a party in DC tomorrow with my friends at Club Reign and Pirate Wires. I’d love to meet you 🤍
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it’s really a beautiful thing that we’re better together
If you think it's better to stay single forever and live a hedonistic, partying lifestyle you've been sold a lie. It's empty and sad. All the drugs and alcohol in the world can't replace a stable, loving relationship
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my masterpiece. my mission to build the best studio in NYC. I couldn't be more proud. our new hq! everything in here was hand made, sculpted, stained, and painted by an amazing team of talented artists. Every piece of gear, cabling, was sourced and built by me.. Couldn't have done this without the help of Sound Shed Studios. The best in the game.
Today we are launching a new content studio at our New York headquarters. We are doubling down on deep conversations to help serious investors make money across asset classes. Let us know who we should talk to next.
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