a cheesehead in the desert • @kearalorrainee 💕🖤 • @BeyondAllDoubt
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Gojira shirt is sending me
Jun 1
#BREAKING: MSNOW: “You are willing at this point to forego basically EVERY conservative issue, and let the Senate fall into the hands of Democrats if that’s what it takes to kill [AI] data centers?”
Hood County TX Conservative voter: “Yup. My entire community is going to break ranks.”😳
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It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.
"You're f****** crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your a***. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this."
That's what a U.S. official tells Axios President Trump unloaded on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu during a heated phone call over Israel's military actions in Lebanon.
Trump was reportedly furious that Israel's moves risked blowing up U.S. diplomatic efforts in the region, at one point also asking Netanyahu: "What the f*** are you doing?"
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May 26
They’re saying this is the most Portland-coded thread ever
May 25
roommate of 3 years just moved out and took ALLLLL THE FUCKING SILVERWARE AND KITCHEN UTENSILS??? oooooh hell is hot, got everything out to make some eggs and these drawers are EMPTY WHAT THE HELLLLLL
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I think just what they need is a 60 square mile data center to take the last drops of water. Water isn't really that important anyway.
May 24
Utah officials have declared a statewide emergency following one of the worst snow seasons on record. This winter was so poor that officials dubbed it a “no-pack” season, with mountain snowpack ending near all-time lows.
Snowpack serves as the West’s natural frozen reservoir. Each spring and summer, melting snow slowly releases water into rivers, reservoirs, farms, cities, and ecosystems. This year, that critical system largely collapsed.
Since April 1, much of Utah has seen only 50–75% of normal precipitation. More than 60% of the state is now in extreme drought. The impacts are already hitting hard. Farmers face sharply reduced water allocations, Salt Lake City has urged residents to cut outdoor water use by 20%, and major reservoirs like Lake Powell sit at critically low levels, threatening hydroelectric power and putting further strain on the entire Colorado River system.
Scientists warn this is part of a broader, long-term shift across the American West. Climate change is driving warmer temperatures that cause snow to melt earlier, increase evaporation, and turn more winter precipitation into rain instead of snow. Rain runs off quickly, making it far harder to store water for the dry summer months ahead.
The drought has also dramatically raised wildfire risk, as dry vegetation and low soil moisture turn landscapes into tinder.
While summer thunderstorms may bring temporary relief, officials say they are unlikely to solve the deepening water deficit.
This crisis underscores just how dependent the Western United States remains on mountain snow, and how fragile that system becomes when winters stop delivering as they once did.
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May 20
Oh ya for sure dude imagine a country like that
Senator Kennedy on Cuba: They are just incompetent. All they know how to do is oppress people. They take all their money and they give it to the military and the police and themselves, and to hell with the good people.
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May 16
Fuck yea I love Deftones
May 15
Pink Faggot
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May 14
Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!
The U.S. Dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power over the last six years
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May 14
thats a great idea. you could even build special roads for them out of metal, connecting major cities
May 14
Could gigantic buses of the future, traveling 140 mph fix California's long-distance travel problem - the state is looking at it trib.al/Y1tXXvI
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Apr 26
BREAKING: Trump evacuated from White House Correspondents dinner after Kash Patel screamed “SHOTS SHOTS!!” to the bartender
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The water wars of 2035 are gonna be crazy when Nestle with the help of Palantir sends one of these after me for taking water from the Arizona Canal
Apr 21
Drone warfare has reached such a level that many fighters have lost hope of escaping or resisting. For example, the final strike on the barracks is terrifying.
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Apr 4
So many things finally hitting today. Thursday I was in shock, yesterday I was in isolation reading absolutely everything (and thank you all for the kind words) and today I feel the need to connect.
This show started because of a pandemic era Dungeons & Dragons campaign, where my longtime friend Bo and I would stay on for hours after everybody else had logged off and gone to bed. We didn’t talk all the time, so it was really refreshing to have this new way to connect with each other and stay in touch during those difficult weeks.
We talked about everything, and sometimes stayed on for full days without realizing it, laughing until we couldn’t keep our eyes open. It was like the Seinfeld episode when they pitch the show about nothing. This is it. This is good. We’re just talking, and we would watch this. Four years ago next week, Chris Hudson at Knotfest gave us the opportunity to post our first episode, and we had zero aspirations other than having fun with each other and talking about hardcore. Over the next few months, our lives were different, we were arm in arm, connected forever.
All of the episodes over the years where it was just the two of us always reminded me of those days, how special they were, and why it ultimately could have only been the two of us to do this. No rules, no stress, just letting you all inside of our minds and our friendship. We rarely hugged, we rarely said I love you, only towards the end did we drop our pride and call each other best friends, but we both knew every day.
Every Monday we logged on and recorded ads. 3 minutes of ads would often take over an hour just because of all the banter before, in between, and after (sorry Steven). That always reminded me of the D&D days as well. It was my favorite time of the week. When we got to talk, just for us.
More than anything, I just can’t believe I never get to see (or smell… my god he smelled good) him again. But I am so grateful that all of my best days with my best friend were recorded, for me, and for you all to see, forever. He was the best person, with the BIGGEST heart that I’ve ever known.
This Thursday we will be posting something that upon time of recording, we were terrified of, and instantly regretted. An intimate look into both of our lives that felt like too much access to us, and something we couldn’t take back after it was realized. In a window of manic productivity, I revisited it yesterday, expecting dread and agony, but instead was met with the comfort of just sitting with my friend again. I am now so grateful that it exists, and hope that you all bear through the pain and hear what he had to say. I love you Bo. That fourth hug is coming some day.
Love you @gothsconsin @harmsxway.
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Cam Newton watching all of this unfold
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ICE agents aren't Disney villains. They're our neighbors, friends, and loved ones. These immigration and customs enforcement officers are red-blooded American patriots doing a tough job to keep our nation safe. Assaults against ICE are up 1,300%. I stand with @DHSgov.
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No, I don’t think I will.
Jan 2
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026.
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One more week and then I won’t have to see Amon St. Brown’s stupid ass for 9 more months
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