When a fly falls into a cup of coffee...
The Italian throws away the coffee, smashes the cup, and storms out in outrage.
The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it, and brews a fresh coffee.
The Frenchman removes the fly and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese man eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian drinks the coffee with the fly because it was free.
The Israeli sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese man, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian blames the Israeli because the fly fell into his coffee, files a complaint at the United Nations, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, spends the money on explosives, and then blows up the café where the Italian, Frenchman, Chinese man, German, and Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of coffee to the Palestinian so that peace can finally be achieved.