past: 🏖️ @ticklebeach, 🧙‍♂️ @0xAdventures, @Square founding team

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25 Sep 2020
Guys are bad at expressing their emotions unless they’re on a podcast.
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Jun 11
People used to get angry about Google not sending searches to other pages, and then ChatGPT gave them an excuse.
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Jun 10
yesterday: labs should be careful today: labs should give me the most dangerous AI they have
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Jun 10
AGI: it would be a good idea to text your ex ASI: no
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Jun 3
the future is not evenly distributed.
In the advent of ai, why are we still running 1000 tests in CI for one line changes. Who is going to fix this
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Jun 3
so chrome will have a AI built it. my STT has an AI running. my text prediction has an AI running. that 3 AIs running full time.
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May 31
virtual libraries
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May 30
swarms of agents only makes sense because agents are slow. if agents we're 10,000,000x faster... you care a lot less
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May 28
"i'm going to work in ai" i'm honestly surprised dropbox hasn't been bought by an ai company
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May 20
tiny glimpses of the future every day
Replying to @wtgowers
AI has now solved a major open problem -- one of the best known Erdos problems called the unit distance problem, one of Erdos's favourite questions and one that many mathematicians had tried. openai.com/index/model-dispr…
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May 20
spoons have to spoon art has to art
why do people (including me) have an aversion to AI writing but not as much to AI code? if a piece of text smells AI i stop reading it but i use things coded entirely with AI every day
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May 19
it's weird startups have become a opaque semi commodity so we have to compare them with charts
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May 19
I've rediscovered it is nutritionists who are stealing all our fresh water and using it for food when we could have had tokens all this time.
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May 19
i've got some "bad" news about typography
May 19
Imagine handing over a design for dev to build and telling them every single icon has unique spacing
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May 18
changes deployed every day
Here's an example of ongoing human physiological change: some people have a third artery in their arm. Some don't. ~10% of people born in the 1880s had the third artery, but ~33% of late 1900s babies have one, and a 2025 Australian cadaver study found it in ~43% of upper limbs.
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May 18
"time in market" vs ... this
Berkshire Hathaway is now sitting on an all-time high $397 Billion in Cash, enough to buy 478 companies in the S&P 500 🚨🤑
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May 17
chickens are literally a different sized bird now recipes that call for a chicken needed to be updated
This stuff really bums me out. Baking is a science. Countless family recipes, cookbooks, and written processes over the last 80 YEARS are quietly altered…for why? Then we wonder why grandma’s famous butterscotch pound cake doesn’t turn out the same anymore.
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the best children's book ever made is out of print. on the left page, there's a famous art. on the right page, the art is rearranged to be 'neat'. when the child was 2, we did this book every night. it's all different artists. he started to be able to tell them apart. soon he could name every artist in the book we went to visit a friend in another city, and looking out the car window, he pointed at a billboard. he said, keith haring. the billboard was for a museum. it was a traveling exhibit of keith haring i thought, well. shit. i don't know anything about art. i only think about art in ways the art world sneers i found something called basic art. it's a series of 140 books. they're kind of expensive. but for some reason, used ones on amazon are often wildly mispriced. sometimes they sell for like $4 each i sniped ones the child knew. as a kid i liked magritte most. so we did a lot of magritte. i just flipped the pages slowly for him, like it was a movie, playing frame by frame. let's find all the apples. how about the bowler hats. the mirrors. the birds. the skies later i was editing some images for a book project. i cross process the photos in a very specific way. it makes the sky look kind of candy colored and you know it's mine he looked at the screen and said: magritte fuck. i died. is there surrealism everywhere for those with eyes to see? shl0ms posted a real monet. it did not have to be. it does not have to be a real monet for you to try to see like monet
May 12
i just generated an image in the style of a Monet painting using AI please describe, in as much detail as possible, what makes this inferior to a real Monet painting
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May 9
what else can we add to languages now that humans don’t code
Replying to @jarredsumner
why: I am so tired of worrying about & spending lots of time fixing memory leaks and crashes and stability issues. it would be so nice if the language provided more powerful tools for preventing these things.
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May 8
ai is revealing what i think of your character if i think you’re shipping ai slop in your substack im way more likely to skip
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