the best children's book ever made is out of print. on the left page, there's a famous art. on the right page, the art is rearranged to be 'neat'. when the child was 2, we did this book every night. it's all different artists. he started to be able to tell them apart. soon he could name every artist in the book
we went to visit a friend in another city, and looking out the car window, he pointed at a billboard. he said, keith haring. the billboard was for a museum. it was a traveling exhibit of keith haring
i thought, well. shit. i don't know anything about art. i only think about art in ways the art world sneers
i found something called basic art. it's a series of 140 books. they're kind of expensive. but for some reason, used ones on amazon are often wildly mispriced. sometimes they sell for like $4 each
i sniped ones the child knew. as a kid i liked magritte most. so we did a lot of magritte. i just flipped the pages slowly for him, like it was a movie, playing frame by frame. let's find all the apples. how about the bowler hats. the mirrors. the birds. the skies
later i was editing some images for a book project. i cross process the photos in a very specific way. it makes the sky look kind of candy colored and you know it's mine
he looked at the screen and said: magritte
fuck. i died. is there surrealism everywhere for those with eyes to see?
shl0ms posted a real monet. it did not have to be. it does not have to be a real monet for you to try to see like monet
i just generated an image in the style of a Monet painting using AI
please describe, in as much detail as possible, what makes this inferior to a real Monet painting