she/they // extremely fast and incredibly colourful // miserable salty pirate // that tall ace with the onion haircut. // manager of kerberos
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8 Jul 2019
sedänvapaus on se versio sananvapaudesta missä 1. saa sanoa mitä huvittaa ja 2. kaikkien pitää kiltisti kuunnella 3. eikä varsinkaan kommentoida mitenkään kriittiseen sävyyn
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Jun 16
Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026
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Jun 16
Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup.
Israel literally killed everyone on the team.
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Jun 15
Yes. Most cannibals have said that they dont like the taste of tattoos
btw tattoos make it so you can’t be cannibalized and part of the reason the ancients did it probably.
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Jun 16
hi so I hate data centers too but DO NOT DO THIS‼️ japanese knotweed is HIGHLY invasive on every continent except for its native asia (and antarctica) and it will fuck with the natural ecosystem. plant native plants instead
And for the love of data- don't even think of planting Japanese Knotweed!
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Jun 16
Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.
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Jun 16
why do they treat y'all's president like a make-a-wish kid
Jun 16
🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump will be ALLOWED to LIFT the World Cup trophy with the winning team. @JacobsBen
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Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic
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But y’all swear boycotting big companies “doesn’t work” Baby they pockets are HURTING 😭😭😭
Jun 16
Starbucks has recently closed hundreds of stores and laid off staff as the chain continues to struggle
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Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.
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Jun 16
adding new categories so latinos and asians don’t win in the main categories… oh okay
Jun 16
HISTORIC! The Grammy Awards have announced a new category, "Best Latin Song", following the victory of Bad Bunny's "DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS" in Album of the Year.
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Jun 16
“Why don’t victims come forward”
Diddy's prison sentence has been reduced once again, moving his release date up from April 15, 2028 to February 23, 2028.
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waiit so you're telling me that deep sea animals actually look NORMAL and CUTE when they're in their natural habitat and not exposed to thousands of tons of negative pressure!??? wooooowww what a shocker who would've guessed
Scientists have captured footage of the “ugliest shark on the planet” alive in its natural habitat for the first time
Goblin sharks have rarely been sighted due to their deep-sea habitat and experts say we know virtually nothing about them
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Jun 13
We used to bully Israeli kids by going on Wikipedia and reading through the history. I shit you not
Jun 13
Growing up around some Israelis was interesting because on the school play yard the non-Israeli kids would ask them “aren’t you guys the bad guys” and then the Israeli kids would get very upset.
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The first person ever executed for treason in the “United States” was put to death for freeing enslaved people. Let that sink in.
Jun 13
Abolitionist John Brown was put to de*th by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859
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Jun 14
RT @lunwi75: Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did…
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Jun 13
You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.
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#BREAKING: Struggling MAGA senior voter: I actually have panic attacks. I’ve heard a couple this past week, and I get very emotional over it. I don’t want to work anymore, but I can’t afford to retire…It’s not an overnight thing, but it’s been two years now. You said you’d bring down the grocery prices. Literally I must be the most angry person when I grocery shop because I buy the same things every week, and I see it jump EVERY WEEK, it’s not every couple month, it’s literally every week.” 😢
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the horros of being seen as nothing but a mother and a wife but that people will try to sell you as ideal
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They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.
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