At the end of the day most foids just want a literal faggot for a boyfriend

This gif is very powerfvl

One crazy thing about Hinge is that you can just be swiping and randomly see one of the most beautiful girls you've ever seen in your life but then have to move on and keep scrolling because deep down you know she would never go for a guy like you.. only Chad.

1 joke, I don’t why. You can’t even transition because you’re a guy. Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time, you’re a dude Your balls are a valuable thing Watch it cut off by the scalpels swing Watch them roll by as the doctors say Here’s your HRT It’s so surreal Didn’t look down below Forgot to dilate, you missed your window Trying to hold on, you didn’t even know You cut it all off, just to watch it close You put everything on the inside And even though you tried, it smells like a shart What it meant to thee will eventually be a memory of a time when you tried so hard And got so far In the end, you gotten even sadder You had to fall, to loose your balls In the end, your gender didn’t matter

Liberal colonisers wants to turn Ireland from this: into this: and then fill it with a bazillion indians

the hardest part about getting death threats from blacks is trying to read a paragraph with absolutely no clear sentence structure

Married women on twitter be like oh noooooooooooooo my husband, who is not allowed to have sex with anyone else, wants to have sex with me in our marital bed tonight oh noooooooooooooo I need to start some discourse about how awful this is

Broke niggas be like: ermmmm i dont think its ethical to have that much money also im trans btw if you didnt know

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock. We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great. We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really. We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much. We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too. We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable. We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all. We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead. We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job. You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest. Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team. Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know. Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside? Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

If remigrating large numbers of people to their homeland is ethnic cleansing then surely large numbers of people immigrating to someone else’s homeland is too.

The pro-migrant crowd looks to be in their 50s-60s The anti-migrant protests were mostly people in their 20s-40s

Mandate of Heaven

chanting “refugees are welcome here” six days after one tried beheading a man on the streets wouldn’t be possible without serious brainwashing

Elon could literally solve homelessness tomorrow. All he needs to do is sell his stake in the companies he created from the ground up, crashing the price and evaporating his wealth as well as the savings and pensions of workers globally.. handing the control of these companies over to short term profit interests and preventing any long term vision from being enacted.. THEN take whatever money that remains which will be nowhere near 1tn and give it to homeless charities who have never solved homelessness anywhere on earth because they’re financially incentivised to do the opposite. Bam - homelessness solved. The reason he doesn’t do any of this is because he’s evil.

You just created 100 Oliver Trees. Always test your coke. To Oliver Tree: rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla. Dave Chappelle (getting serious 50min into his special): Oliver Tree was my friend and he died. He fucking DIED. I didn’t even know he was sick.

To all of you New Yorkers, the New York Knicks are worth $10 billion dollars. If we dissolved the franchise we could use that money to end world hunger. Stop celebrating greed.

Jesus: “it’s like an orchid seed, which is the smallest of all seeds on earth” 1st century Judean farmers: “what the hell is an orchid?”

I kinda look like this.

Revenge for Gallipoli