artist with an unfortunate interest in the pre-civil war US, my only skills are plotting treason and abusing search functions. dm for priv.

Joined August 2023
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i should get back to being a freak on main :/
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Souter v2 now as keychain and with holographic (gay) sleeve. I don’t have access to my other cards since I’m not home but I keep getting new stickers so I’m just stuck decorating and redecorating this one card for the rest of eternity
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i have nothing to add to the whole sarah pidgeon not knowing jimmy stewart conversation except that my nephew also only knows him as "the gay guy who swerves grace kelly in rear window"
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lil soutie 🥹🥹
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i’m crying imagine being so tiny that your house is literally just an apple
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I thought this was oomfs burner and the name meant Douglas/Alito
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It’s funny how Delaware has a holiday on which they celebrate leaving Pennsylvania
My dearest Delawareans, happy Separation Day. Breaking free of the tyrannical yoke of both the United Kingdom, and the far worse Pennsylvania, was — quite plainly — one of our finest decisions. Two hundred and fifty years later, I felt behooved to send a message to mark the occasion.
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New ragebait method dropped: make a presidential tier list but put the images up at random with no thought behind it and then you have to defend it vehemently
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I never thought of Dougie as a blond... the lighting on his picture confused me 🙃
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Today's three #SCOTUS grants are previewed below. The government's streak of denials ends in case asking whether due process requires detention hearings. I'm surprised Court took the 6-person jury case now; they denied petitions that raised that issue in January and February.
Monday's #SCOTUS grants? A couple credible candidates this week: A gov't petition on whether due process requires detention hearings; Texas confesses to a Brady violation; 6-member juries; and when Atkins claims became "available" to habeas petitioners. scotusblog.com/2026/06/a-ran…
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opera fans are so dramatic it's kind of beautiful
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lrt Scalia, Ginsburg, and the Russian agent spying on them
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Hi guys. I want to announce that, thanks to the help of a mighty hero and his pet we all know, I have been freed from Lex Luthor's captivity. The posts I've shared over the past few days, portraying Lex Luthor and LuthorCorp positively, do not reflect my true thoughts and are absolutely not genuine. I have never represented, supported, or intended to represent any evil ideology, and I never will. I am safe now and I think we should all thank this hero in the cape who saved my life :) I offer my deepest gratitude to the Emperor Victor von Doom, his pet tiger Gunther and the Latveria Ministry of Multiversal Affairs for their interdimensional intervention that helped me. I offer them my absolute loyalty until death. I will return in Avengers: Doomsday 🙏
Lex Luthor beileves in you, unlike Superman's performative support ❤️ #LuthorCorpForTheFuture
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“Mr. Miller, the influential deputy chief of staff, saw an opening for an idea he had raised previously: What if Mr. Trump simply claimed the power to suspend habeas corpus?” (Another one via @maggieNYT and @jonathanvswan) nytimes.com/2026/06/15/us/po…
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"Oh hey, the Seventh Circuit has a new ruling out, let's see if it's the AWB case... ...bro what the FUCK."
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Supreme Court wades into fight over ‘prolonged’ detention of some ICE detainees dlvr.it/TT3FBN
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I couldn’t stand the amount of moaning some people were making about changing the paint at the bottom of the reflecting pool but holy shit mea culpa this is the funniest possible outcome, I will never doubt TDS again
Took a 20 mile bike ride this morning to check out the Reflecting Pool
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An Atlanta federal judge who had an affair in her chambers sent her former clerks revised apology letters Thursday, hours after a media report that she sent three-line letters that didn’t address her conduct as ordered by the judiciary. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law…
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Replying to @postpacem
I can’t explain it I just get the impression she can pound back Jell-O shots like a champ while majorly hagging out with me am I crazy? I mean yes, but don’t tell me that
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