When not in front of a computer, I enjoy praying for others, reading, photography, & copious amounts of quality coffee.
Joined July 2014
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Sin is like doo doo covered in whipped cream & sprinkles. It may look appetizing, but is it still doo doo. #wisdom
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Rate my breakfast — 2 pieces of @InkedBreadCo keto sourdough toast with butter and orange marmalade and two slices of bacon 🥓 and 8 oz decaf coffee w/ oat milk and Splenda.
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Hmm… 🍔 — my one big meal this week. It had angus beef, bleu cheese, red onion, and buffalo 🦬 sauce. It was so very delicious! Please rate my burger 🍔
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Uh…
Whereas, @bartbarber has WAY too much time on his hands, and
Whereas, he is making incoherent statements regarding the favorite drink of the majority of Baptists worldwide, therefore, be it
Resolved, that @mhenslee should bring him a cup of coffee and check to be assured that his “cheese hasn’t slid completely off his cracker.”
Jun 10
So, the Resolutions Committee is a lot of work. Sometimes you need a lighthearted break. I submitted a resolution "On Coffee" just to give them something fun to do.
Some of you spotted it in the disposition report. Here is the full text…
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Congratulations @WillyRice on your presidency! Praying for you as you lead.
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Hey @GiordanosPizza — My wife and son were recently in Chicago (he recently graduated from Naval basic training) and had your pizza 🍕 — they loved it and now I want to try it… any chance you could ship one out to me in CA?
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Last visit to the Infusion Center — they removed the TPN line! I’m scheduled for surgery and, soon, all of this will be behind me. Then I can continue to concentrate on my weight loss.
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Yo @ridgewallet there’s a fine line between marketing and harassment — and you just crossed it. 14 text messages and 4 emails in a single day is just too much! Love your wallet, not so much your “marketing” — sorry.
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Doctor visit… checking in with the surgeon to see (a) if surgery can be scheduled (if I’ve met all the benchmarks) and (b) if my now disused (as of 6/2) PICC line can be removed. #MedicalStuff
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So very proud to watch my son graduate today from Naval basic training at Great Lakes Naval Station. He will be a fine Sailor! #USNavy
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This is just horrible… if you pack it in, pack it out!
Jun 2
Trash continues to be an issue at Mount Everest, the world's highest mountain. Video posted recently by a climber showed abandoned tents and trash littering Camp Four on Mount Everest.
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Nastiest flavor that @Doritos makes!
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I’d never imagined you could make @tesla_na’s CYBERTRUCK any uglier… ladies and gentlemen, I present…
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Well… if airline seats were not 14” wide we wouldn’t have this issue now would we?
May 29
Southwest Airlines says it has updated its policy for plus-size passengers, saying they are no longer required to purchase an extra seat in advance and that airport agents can offer an additional seat at no extra cost when space is available. abc7.la/tJA0p2
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Begging for some of my breakfast 🍳 🧇 ☕️ — when I ignore her she barks at me. 🐾
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Today has been a fairly light day as far as food goes… most days I see to be eating around 1,400 calories I am still getting about 700 calories via a TPN infusion each day. I seem to be averaging 2.5 lbs of weight loss per week, which is a good thing.
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Dear @ABC7Chicago,
It seems as if you are celebrating this kind of utter stupidity! Not sure if you realize it just encourages more of the same.
May 28
A group of five friends were captured traveling around city streets sitting on a couch set atop two scooters. The group sitting on the lounge made it through an intersection, with onlookers cheering their safe passage as two of the occupants steered them through the stoplight.
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Rate my plate — beef 🐄 chorizo and scrambled eggs should make some excellent breakfast burritos 🌯
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Not defending it, but probably someone upset over the measly portion size at @ChipoTweets — but seriously, not cool to treat other humans this way!
The incident, which was captured on the restaurant's cameras, started over an argument about her order, police say. ktla.com/news/orange-county/…
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