Oncology reg most of the times. Otherwise, a grown up hipster who does lots of photography and cycles to indie coffee shops. Melancholic writer, also. π±π§
Joined January 2011
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Jun 3
One calm oncall yesterday... Sent the SHO home an hour and a half early, everybody on the unit left on time, got only 1 overnight hotline call, and 1 text from the night SHO... life is good
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May 27
love that the eu forced Apple to proudly display in store that their iPads are built shitty
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May 22
if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination
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One of the saddest scenes in the modern world is an immigrant apologizing for their accent to someone who speaks only one language.
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Neurodivergents will say βI need restβ but what they actually mean is βI need uninterrupted time where no one expects anything from meβ
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Iβd rather my coffee shops to look like this
Every neighborhood should have a cute, walkable coffee shop in it
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This is the most overrated city in all of Europe.
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May 12
Only real ones grew up with these.
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May 9
More than a decade later, still my favourite album.
1 Jan 2014
MY HEAD IS AN ANIMAL
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May 5
We, as a society, have taken two-factor authentication too far. Logging into my bank account and into my Chipotle account shouldn't be the same process.
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Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.
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May 2
Thatβs not a husband test, thatβs a booty call entitlement test and you failed by expecting a human doormat instead of a partner.
Real relationships run on mutual respect, not drop everything at 1 AM or youβre cruel. That mindset screens for desperate simp or future resentment, not a healthy marriage. Most well adjusted men and women value sleep and boundaries
You were even lucky he picked your call at that time
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May 2
The stabbing of two Jewish men is horrifying.
So too is the attack on a Muslim man the same day, ignored by much of our media.
All human lives are equal β and we should oppose all hatred and violence wherever it appears. Thatβs how we build a safe & peaceful society for all.
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May 2
"Here are your emails. You have two weeks to complete your national training survey. You have one week. You have five days. You have three d-"
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May 1
I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like an adult.
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May 1
You either know this or you donβt
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