my sentiments kinda sorta. part time yearner.
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Wish you knew your flaws were just a shift in perception away from them being a gift
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We say it every year but there’s nothing like the Stanley Cup celebration 😭❤️
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Ok entertaining the Michelle Obama is a man thing, how do you explain her having kids? Nvm I don’t wanna know. Your IQ scares me already.
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And to think Jordan Staal’s road to the Stanley Cup this postseason began by dropping mitts with Brady Tkachuk.
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It’s pretty great how Trump tried to make America 250 happen and the rest of America was like nah we’re doing our own thing, we’re good
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Iran must be so confused by us
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This Donald Trump and Dana white walkout is insane it looks like they’re walking to an alter to get married and kiss. I don’t know how gay guys get married do they both walk at the same time like that? Or does the more straighter gay guy walk out first. Genuinely asking
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Why has every single VGK fan never watched a single hockey game before every single game? This seems like something not possible to keep up eventually you have to learn the sport, right?
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John Tortorella is going to lose his mind when he finds out you can make a goaltender change.
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Spurs hate transfers so easily to Golden Knights, effortlessly really. Go aCanes.
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Topamax is insane. I don’t wanna tap out just yet because I think it is actually helping my migraines, but this level of tired isn’t ok.
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you can change your name, but we all know who you really are.
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Yes, I made that decision with the frontal lobe of the brain completely formed.
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I'll be in the building tonight.
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Craziest stat for me
The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history
In the same Finals
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I really really want this to be true, but we gotta ignore the divisive moments because they’re coming too.
I don’t know how to explain this phenomenon, but a Knicks championship might trigger a butterfly effect that reaches far beyond sports. In the largest city in America, a moment of collective joy could ripple outward, accelerating unity, restoring hope, and briefly making people forget the divisions that separate them
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