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this also applies to me
26 Sep 2025
Just a note. All my posts are written by me. No one ever writes in my name - that's always been a point of principle for me. On rare occasions if I'm on air, one of my team will post but then it'll be overt eg signed 'MSE Helen' at the end.
So if there are typos or spelling mistakes they are mine. They happen frankly because I'm always rushed, but want to try and put info out. I'm often doing it on my phone while going from one place to another, or even while broadcasting in a studio. My call is to get the info out and hope people can cope with the odd bit of imperfection.
Sorry to anyone who doesn't like it. I prefer to 'keep it real' as the kids say, than to change.
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Jun 16
you accidentally sign up for quora when you're 12 and they'll send you emails when you're on your deathbed too. i fucking BLOCKED them, how am i still getting these??? i'm 20 years old please Let It Go
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Jun 16
looking that the DVDs on the bottom shelf at the thrift store
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people just be saying things huh
Jun 16
This has to be the most depressing Number One single run in UK chart history.
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Jun 16
going to start calling jarvis cocker j-cock. this will take off I am sure
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this is now the manifesto of every political party in the UK
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whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde
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Jun 12
In Britain, you're a terrorist if you try to materially stop a genocide. If you join a pogrom, you're just "fed up".
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party happening in my house that i'm so not in the mood for do i hide away or brave it
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Jun 11
When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about
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Jun 11
a bus every 6-7 minutes is the entire secret of good transit. no schedule, no app, you just show up. the kids have been screaming the answer at us for over a year. six seveeen. headways. they're talking about headways
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Jun 10
Was served an incredible ad yesterday
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maybe a bit above my paygrade but i feel like portrayals of hitler and nazis as cartoonishly evil monsters instead of just as regular evil guys is really dangerous, because then when more nazis appear, we look at them and go "they can't be nazis, they're just normal guys"
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there are politicians and billionaires calling for riots and pogroms on the streets of belfast, southampton. southport. at what point do we accept that farage, musk, robinson, badenoch, lowe are following the exact same path as germany's politicians in the 1930s
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at what point do british people realise they're being hoodwinked by power-hungry maniacs generating fear, anger, hatred and exploiting it for their own gain
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I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well
Jun 9
Replace "billionaire" with "Jewish" in all Polanski's polemic and propaganda, and his antisemitism becomes clear.
It's all just Zackshit.
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Jun 4
Anyone who has ever "reached out for help" for their mental health via the NHS should be allowed to punch one person per day who says anything along the lines of "speak up, help is out there"
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Jun 2
While My Guitar Gruesomely Kills Itself
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Hate that fucking "oh we're only gonna play the James bond theme when it's Significant" bollocks. Nah mate it should be blasting full volume when he's unpacking his suitcase
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Idk if Wahlberg has the range needed to play someone who thinks hate crimes are bad
First look at ‘BY ANY MEANS’, starring Mark Wahlberg and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II.
The film follows a hitman and FBI agent who team up to investigate the murders of civil rights leaders in the 1960s.
(Source: ew.com/by-any-means-exclusiv…)
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