P. S-Asante

P. S-Asante

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P. S-Asante @psasante

2 Feb 2024

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nixCraft 🐧

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nixCraft 🐧@nixcraft

15 Dec 2023

how i feel when I ssh using my mobile phone

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Vlad Mihalcea

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Vlad Mihalcea

@vlad_mihalcea

15 Dec 2023

Applying the high scalability tips from Google and Netflix software architectures to your trivial project.

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P. S-Asante @psasante

26 Sep 2023

...back-end devs trying to write CSS 😂

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P. S-Asante

P. S-Asante @psasante

14 Sep 2023

😂

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Patrick Campbell

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Patrick Campbell

@Patticus

11 Jan 2023

10 years ago today @aaronsw took his own life after overly aggressive prosecution. He invented internet infrastructure. He defeated the greatest threat the Internet had ever seen. And you probably don't know who he is. You should. Here’s his story 🧵

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Programmer Humor

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Programmer Humor

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R

3 Feb 2023

Deep learning or something...I don't know reddit.com/r/programmerhumor…

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Ahmad Awais

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Ahmad Awais

@MrAhmadAwais

18 May 2022

The binary tree actually exists!!

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P. S-Asante

P. S-Asante @psasante

1 May 2022

😂😂😂 (Attribution: unknown) #coderjokes #programmerjokes

Dear programmer - when I wrote this code, only God and I knew how it worked. Now, only God knows it!
Therefore, if you’re trying to optimise this routine and it fails (most surely!), please increase this counter as a warning for the next person:
total_hours_wasted_here = 254

ALT Dear programmer - when I wrote this code, only God and I knew how it worked. Now, only God knows it! Therefore, if you’re trying to optimise this routine and it fails (most surely!), please increase this counter as a warning for the next person: total_hours_wasted_here = 254

Jean-Michel Lemieux

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Jean-Michel Lemieux

@jmwind

12 Dec 2021

Technical debt. Everything looks fine above water… but why are we so slow?!?

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P. S-Asante

P. S-Asante @psasante

6 Dec 2021

Yes... When all your #automatedtests pass in #dev and #staging environments and then you #pushtoproduction 😂😂😂 (courtesy of: bit.ly/32YqVX3)

P. S-Asante

P. S-Asante @psasante

14 Dec 2020

😂 x.com/googlecloud/status/133…

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P. S-Asante

P. S-Asante @psasante

31 Oct 2020

Friday afternoon when you "tidy up" some random lines of code you came across 'cos you couldn't figure out what the hell it's there for 😂 (courtesy of: bit.ly/35REUvE)

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P. S-Asante @psasante

3 Sep 2018

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Microsoft Channel 9 @ch9

7 May 2018

When @shanselman's hands-free microphone stops working, a helpful tech comes on stage to assist. 😉 @scottgu Watch LIVE here: developer.microsoft.com/en-u… #MSBuild

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