Computer person @cockroachdb. ex-@Shopify. DadOps @ home. Author. I read a lot and sometimes speak at conferences. Huge sportsball fan.

Joined April 2011
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13 Jun 2018
Very excited to announce that Practical gRPC is now available! bit.ly/2sYB95d It was a pleasure working with @bobbytables, @CarlesSistare, @davidkonsumer, Josh Humphries, and @EdgePress to make this a reality. Can't wait to hear what people think! #grpc #books
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Remember in 2021 when software companies were swearing up and down that remote work made everyone more productive ... and now they have all done Return-To-Office mandates because that was so deeply wrong? That is "LLMs make programmers tons more productive!!!" in 2025.
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We need to be doing everything we can to turn Canada into the best place for entrepreneurs to build 🇨🇦 What's proposed in the federal budget will do the complete opposite. Innovators and entrepreneurs will suffer and their success will be penalized -- this is not a wealth tax, it's a tax on innovation and risk taking. Our policy failures are America's gains. At a time when our country is facing critically low productivity and business investment our political leaders are failing our country's entrepreneurs. Please start listening to the people in the arena.
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28 Mar 2022
schools should include a class called Truth Is Hard, where u get bombarded with examples of confused eyewitnesses, incorrect public outrages, studies that failed to replicate, super convincing arguments that fall apart with one additional fact u didn't expect, etc.
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Great Code Reviews—The Superpower Your Team Needs engineering.shopify.com/blog…

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24 Mar 2019
Researcher: "Andy broke the window. He tells his mom. What else should he say?" My five year old:"oh shit look, the window is broken now" #notwrong
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22 Mar 2019
The future is here... Machines taking over from humans.
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Free for ACM Members: "Practical gRPC," by Josh Humphries, @davidkonsumer @pseudomuto @bobbytables @CarlesSistare. Learn to get better performance than JSON/REST for connecting microservices, strong contracts and streaming when building APIs and services. bit.ly/2OHy1SY
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27 Oct 2018
Hahahaha, this is great
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We don't have a QA team at Shopify, we have a QA culture. Our mobile team has build some very nice tools to help "tophat" and test changes coding code reviews.
Shopify doesn’t have a QA department by design. In our latest post, @pepibumur shares how we make it easier for mobile developers to execute best testing practices on their projects. engineering.shopify.com/blog…
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On your first day at the new job, squash every commit from the repo into a single commit with message "Legacy code" and force-push to master.
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My team is looking for system developers to help us to improve our open source Ruby Infrastructure. shopify.com/careers/producti…

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28 Jul 2018
Watching Aussie rules football with an Australian is so much better than trying to figure it out alone
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17 Jun 2018
My boys gave me a card this morning (hastily in the shower cuz they couldn't wait). I think their mom might've helped write the card...
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7 May 2018
We’re excited to announce the Rt Hon @JustinTrudeau will be our special guest at our @ShopifyPartners conference. Nous sommes heureux d’annoncer que le très honorable @JustinTrudeau sera notre invité spécial à la conférence des partenaires. #ShopifyUnite unite.shopify.com/?utm_campa…

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Oh my God, it's finally been documented... Python Environment bit.ly/2rb7C7o
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25 Apr 2018
Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon
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18 Apr 2018
This is both hilarious and scary. Watch Jordan Peele use AI to make Barack Obama deliver a PSA about fake news bit.ly/2EVgG4b