I flog stuff for people who sometimes pay me. Fellow of the Marketing Society. Norwich City FC Fan. British but a bit Korean. 🇬🇧🇰🇷🔰
Joined November 2009
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May 24
Hi @SW_Help . Hope you are having a bearable evening. Any news on what’s happening with trains from Clapham to Godalming? - no announcements at Clapham Jnc and no staff to advise. Thx.
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May 11
📆 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞: When Gary Neville invented the holiday.
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Apr 18
Sam Morsy scoring and celebrating in front of the Norwich fans 😂😂😂
Morsy doing his beloved Ipswich proud
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Apr 11
Yellows!
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Apr 8
And this is why growth hacking is shit.
You cannot A/B test your way to an idea worth testing. A “slightly stronger” ad can still be mighty weak.
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Apr 8
I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any
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🏠 "I would love it if Grand Designs ceased to exist as a programme because the process of building your own home was so easy that it made very bad television."
@rorysutherland on Britain's housing crisis. 👇
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#OnThisDay in 1993.
This was the league table - and the top goalscorers - in the country's top division. Just look at the clubs in the top half of the Premiership. Those times...
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Mar 3
We’ve had some iconic redheads play up front for us who we’ll always remember …
#ncfc #gingerpele
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Feb 5
Peter Mandelson, AKA “The Prince of Darkness” turned out to be a bit dodgy. Who could have guessed that?
That reminds me, I must write an email to Keir Starmer about my recent inheritance from a Nigerian prince.
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Jan 28
Interesting @HeyBroadband haven’t replied to any complaints on social media for months. They still can’t tell me when someone will be available to fix my broadband. The call centre agent just said “the engineering team seem to be ignoring our calls.” Read their accounts at CH. 🫣
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Jan 27
Whoa. Did I just get transported back to 2007?
Jan 27
What role does @Google Search play in the future of ads?
If you make or influence media spend decisions, share your thoughts in our short survey with @Google for a chance to win a £200 Amazon voucher!
Go to survey > buff.ly/CRaUpdA
#ad #marketing #google #tech
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Jan 26
@HeyBroadband absolutely diabolical service. Broadband down. Your webchat doesn’t work. Have to call a paid number. They can’t do anything other than tell me an engineer “should” call within a day to arrange a future appointment and I may be charged £150 for the privilege!
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Jan 27
When they arrived this morning “oh we didn’t know it would be an overhead line by tree.” (Despite the photos I sent). “They didn’t tell us. You’ll need a cherry picker. We don’t have one.” They were nice gents. They apologised, made the cable safe and called their boss. But…
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Jan 27
They said I’d get a call later in the morning to arrange a new visit. No call. So I called @HeyBroadband On hold. Nice chap eventually answers. “I don’t know when a cherry picker will be available. It won’t be today. Could be a week. I’ll escalate. You’ll get a call today”. Nope.
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29 Dec 2025
First bin day after Christmas today. Huge day. So exciting.
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