movies, books, sports. i enjoy rpf and fanfic. the weirder the better. extremely shameless. falloutgirl on ao3 π 18 ONLY. #mnwild #letsgobuffalo and othersβ¦.
Joined September 2020
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May 14
okay im not using the name bom anymore idk why i let that go on for so long i dont think i ever let anyone actually call me that. anyway aubrey is fine or aubs as is my nickname thank you π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°
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I didn't potty train my kids - they did it for me at daycare. Big W for me. They also taught my kid how to tie his shoes. Having other people teach things to your children helps a LOT
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chasing love while broke boy u silly.
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their height differenceβ¦β¦. guys
woltewedel (nick woltemade/silas steinwedel)
best friends since they were together at a football youth academy, roommates in stuttgart, silas moved to newcastle with nick and is basically his wag
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How gay people mind works in deciding to make a sentence and completely unrelated reaction pic and yet make sense needs to be studied π
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She is one argument away from being homeless. Stay woke.
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What a time to be alive
ALT Meme of Sebastian Aho taking a selfie with his eyes closed and hand on his forehead with the words "Smiling through it all Can't believe this is my life"
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Thatβs Mainlander.
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everything iβve seen online leads me to believe that Berlin is to BDSM as Mecca is to Islamism
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Fuuuuuck that woman who called the cops and FUCK THE LAPD
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Γ© cada pergunta besta que vcs fazem
Jun 15
HORA DO DEBATE: qual o goleiro mais bonito dessa copa do mundo?
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OFFICIAL: Tiago Splitter has been named our new head coach.
Welcome to Chicago, Coach Splitter!
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This game is probably MΓΌllerβs international Magnum Opus. Scored three goals and ragebaited Pepe into a red card. Magnificent.
Jun 14
Germany vs Portugal, 2014 FIFA World Cup. π©πͺπ΅πΉ
Ronaldo's Portugal. MΓΌller's Germany.
A statement victory from the eventual world champions.
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Jun 15
βhow you cheat and a yearnerβ idk ask a filipino man, theyβll have an answer
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good to know that 13 years later the german mnt still does yaoi the old fashioned way
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genuinely cant stop watching this fucking video the spirit of leslie nielsen lives on
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After three San Francisco Giants pitchers appeared in Fridayβs game with Bible verses written on their Pride Night caps, MLB issued a warning that similar behavior will not be tolerated.
More details: nyti.ms/4virvHy
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Jun 15
John Prevost, the popeβs older brother, rang from Chicago with a computer problem β because Bob, as the family still calls him, has always been the one who fixes these things.
βJohn, Iβm the pope,β Leo reminded him.
The reply came without a pause: βOh, sorry pope. My computer is broken.β thelettersfromleo.com/p/johnβ¦
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Jun 15
This is out of Naked Gun or Airplane.
And one of the funniest things Iβve ever seen.
The internet has been redeemed for a day.
Jun 15
This gets funnier everytime I watch it. If you donβt see it the first time, watch it again. Funniest thing youβll watch today
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