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Elon Musk: "You cannot ask for two years of salary in escrow and consider yourself a cofounder. There's got to be some combination of inspiration, perspiration, and risk to be a cofounder." when Elon recruited Mueller in 2002 from a stable job at TRW, he insisted that two years of his salary be placed in escrow as protection in case SpaceX failed. Musk agreed to the escrow arrangement, but this directly influenced how Musk viewed him.
Cofounder got 0.06%. Brutal.
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Greatly enjoyed reading this, thank you for sharing this @drCCO 💜🙏
Jun 13
“The artwork came first. The object came later.” In May 2021, Jake Rockland released Patchwork Saguaros on Art Blocks. Only 72 outputs exist. I own two of them: #52 and #48. I minted #52 myself. That detail matters. Buying an artwork years later is one thing. Minting is different. You’re making a decision before you know exactly what you’re going to receive. In hindsight, #52 remains one of my favorite mints. I acquired #48 in January 2025. At the time, my interest had very little to do with cacti. I was drawn to the work because it felt like a successful abstraction. The compositions were simple, recognizable, and memorable. The underlying subject mattered less than the fact that Jake had found a way to reduce it into something that felt inevitable. I’ve spent years collecting generative art, and one thing I’ve learned is that the strongest works often teach you what they are about long after you’ve acquired them. This weekend I’m in Scottsdale, staying at @the_phoenician . The resort has a cactus garden, and for the first time I spent real time looking at saguaros up close. The funny part is that the actual plant felt strangely familiar. Not because I knew much about saguaros in 2021. I didn’t. The artwork came first. The object came later. For five years, my primary relationship with the saguaro existed through an artist’s interpretation of it. Then suddenly there it was. The same silhouette. The same geometry. The same improbable form rising out of the desert. And the real thing is every bit as remarkable as the artwork suggested. Saguaros can live for centuries. They spend decades growing before producing their first arm. They are found naturally only in the Sonoran Desert. They are among the most distinctive plants on Earth. What struck me standing there wasn’t that the artwork resembled the cactus. It was that the cactus resembled the artwork I had been living with for years. People often think collecting is about ownership. For me it has increasingly become about attention. The best artists point your attention toward things that might otherwise escape notice. Sometimes those things are ideas. Sometimes they are places. Sometimes they are living things. Five years ago I saw something in Jake’s work. This week I found myself looking at a saguaro and realizing that the work had quietly expanded my experience of the world long before I arrived in the desert. That is one reason I continue to collect. Not because art replaces reality. Because great art changes the way reality is encountered when it finally arrives.
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Jun 15
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Markets are forward looking and have a near infinite ability to be optimistic in the face of temporary headwinds
Jun 14
One if the most difficult parts of trading is ignoring reality
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There are only two types of stocks in this market. You are either SpaceX or Adobe. Your TAM is either expanding toward infinity or shrinking toward zero. No there is no in between. Go fuck yourself. Have a great weekend
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Jun 11
eugenics aside, common sense should be to NOT pick out the 99.99th percentile of an imperfect heuristic
A friend of mine had her embryos screened by Herasight and they found one with an IQ score in the 99.99th percentile
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Everyone checking their portfolio today
just woke up why is everything red
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What happened to Zcash is catastrophically bearish for the entire crypto industry and I'm not sure people have realized that yet AI has made what little upside there is left for these coins really bad r/r
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Jun 5
Sentiment couldn't be worse, everyone is dying Usually these are the times in which I'd get ready to buy a lot But nowadays I'd have to worry about 5 Saylor ponzis 100 ETFs and get AI exploits while doing it Seems like such a hassle, give back the simple times
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Jun 5
A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures. Broker says they’re at 25 cents. Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.” A week later he calls again. Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.” Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more. Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents. Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts. Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million. Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million. Then $1.25. He buys another million. Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75. He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit. So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.” After a long silence, broker finally says: “Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”
It's official. MicroStrategy, $MSTR, is now facing its biggest unrealized loss in history, at -$10.8 billion. In other words, after 6 years of buying Bitcoin, the company is now down -17% on its position. By comparison, the S&P 500 is up 116% over this same timeframe. Since MicroStrategy sold 32 Bitcoin at $77,135 per coin, their positions has lost -$11.8 billion in value. This puts MicroStrategy's stock, $MSTR, down -77% since its record high. Bear market is an understatement.
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One of the most important things to understand about the moment we are living in
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Jun 4
SITUATION DETECTED: Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, and Demis Hassabis have signed a joint open letter calling on Congress to mandate screening of synthetic nucleic acid orders, citing AI’s rapidly improving ability to assist with biological research as an urgent biosecurity risk.
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$MU 9.5x $SNDK 9.3x You cannot unsee this. Bargain of the Century.
$MU Bargain of the Century PE Ratio: 15.5 Sales Ratio: 2.33 50% Increase in HBM (AI Memory) Sequentially. DRAM/NAND prices are surging.
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we are cooking the worlds best vibe coding app on Android and iOS, it’s going to be so cool :)
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Jun 4
nobody even tries to call bottom on BTC anymore they just look at you like this
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26 Sep 2025
Whether you are religious or not, remember to start your day by being grateful and thankful for the opportunity to be in the eye of the storm of the biggest economic boom in human history Let’s etch our initials into the silicon of the information age Let’s fuck the world up gang
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If you want to see an early peak at what happens when ubi hits, prices for the nba playoffs is a great example. knicks game prices are so much more expensive than spurs games. why? ny is a much wealthier city than san antonio. now, under ubi, if much more people can afford to splurge on a game, but they cant make the stadium any bigger, prices skyrocket. and only the richest of the rich will be able to attend. owning scarce physical (and digital) goods that have tightly controlled supply either by design, or is just physically impossible (think real estate in desirable locations) will go absolutely parabolic. prob still a little too early on this trade, but i think it will hold true within the next few years.
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We’ve rolled out a new version of Gemini 3.5 Flash in Antigravity that boasts much less and has higher endurance on harder tasks. Thanks for all of the feedback on the model. Keep it coming, we will act quickly across the stack to make the experience even better. We’ve also gone ahead and reset Gemini rate limits for all users so you can start running this new model immediately.
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Like honestly "it's going to take us several weeks to tell you who won the election" is failed state shit and should be much more stigmatized.
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