I’m still calling it Twitter. No Larry? Can’t relate.
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14 Apr 2025
Zach and Bill were born to pod together. It’s literally perfect. Zach will go on a 5 minute tangent about a matchup and Bill will add “and their body language just sucks”. Truly a match made in heaven
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RT @_GamerBabeJess: your religion isn’t everyone’s religion. shut the fuck up bitch.
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Why are the most religious people the most unaccepting humans? Isn’t that literally the opposite of practicing what you preach?
Three Giants pitchers wore Bible verses on their Pride Night caps during Friday’s game.
MLB has since issued a warning to them.
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I wonder if we’ll see Heat fans aggregating this. Probably not
“I love the idea of Giannis in Boston… I just really don’t want him to go to Miami… They will have no chance to compete and I wanna see him play in big games.”
@getnickwright explains:
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Brandon retweeted
the world cup is actually fun when you don't have losers in your ear saying soccer is boring
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I’m so unbelievably happy that this World Cup will breed new USMNT fandom but also so unfathomably jealous that there exists people out there that will never have to know the horrors of the Berhalter era
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No one gets this scrutiny except JT. For whatever reason
People talk about Tatum like he’s unfathomable. Very good player but idk if he’s considered a superstar then that’s a harsh indictment on this era IMO.
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Career 24/8/5 on 44/35/84 in the playoffs and his postseason opps have been
2018 Bron
Big 3 Nets (only guy to see them at 100%)
Giannis 3x
Embiid 3x
Curry
Luka
Jimmy Butler Heat 3x
Brunson Knicks
Hali Pacers
With a ring and 4x All-NBA First Team
People talk about Tatum like he’s unfathomable. Very good player but idk if he’s considered a superstar then that’s a harsh indictment on this era IMO.
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PLEASE. WHO THE FUCK IS GIANNI
I’ll say this: If the Celtics get Giannis, Apple better figure the fuck out how to stop autocorrecting him to Gianni’s.
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Admin. Bruh. Love yall but I can’t really handle this rn
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This is funny to look back on
8 Jun 2017
Hearing the Markelle Fultz workout with the #Celtics went very well -- as expected. #NBAdraft2017
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Wrong beat reporter lol. If Gary had always been correct, then Fultz’s workout went swimmingly
Ok so there’s the long time beat reporter shutting down the Jaylen involvement that people were looking for that we hadn’t gotten, so does this change things?
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Europeans see a stadium.
Americans see a monument to trauma and despair.
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It’s either stupidity or disingenuousness
If the Celtics are in the lead, theoretically, it tells you everything you need to know about the offer.
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If the Celtics are in the lead, theoretically, it tells you everything you need to know about the offer.
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Also, the people in the comments shitting on relegation are almost assuredly the same people that bitch about tanking. Talk about irony
Jun 15
hoooo boy. as a lifelong U.S. Soccer fan, THIS from Pochettino spoke to me (especially in relation to this particular group)
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Goddamn. That hits
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hoooo boy. as a lifelong U.S. Soccer fan, THIS from Pochettino spoke to me (especially in relation to this particular group)
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They’re funny as hell
All the updates on Giannis Antetokounmpo today:
- Windy says Giannis is focused on joining Miami
- Barry said Giannis is exploring life options in Miami
- Jim O says Celtics rumors aren’t coming out of Milwaukee
- Gary W says he doesn’t think Giannis is going to Boston
- Tim Reynolds says Giannis wants to end up in Miami
Let’s get it done this week Pat.
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Quick. Heat fans, ignore that second sentence!
“What I’ve heard from people depending on who you talk too, Boston or Miami is in the driver seat of this conversation. A couple executives I talked to yesterday said, they think that Miami thinks Boston is in the lead”
— @VinceGoodwill on Giannis to Miami or Boston rumors
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